Yeah, my conspiracy theory is that they did a play on The Lottery, except the "Winner" was chosen because they were the Best Educator. To add more, before I touch grass, she was a Highschool Social Studies teacher--the job for people that want to prevent past mistakes of our civilization.

No way, especially because RR was pres then, too! Omg the quote he says here is so fucking ominous in retrospect: "...When that shuttle lifts off, all of America will be reminded of the crucial role that teachers and education play in the life of our nation." 🤮🤮🤮

Because they desperately tried to cover up what happened, so that's the jump off point for something more Alex Jones level.

The actual story is more interesting for turning into a conspiracy because (iirc) the crew wasn't even made aware of the cold temperatures altering the integrity of the craft. Turns out, the engineers tried to warn about the temps but the people in charge didn't want to delay any longer.

I wish people who barked online actually took a few moments to think about literally any other group of disadvantaged people.
We aren’t even granted proper reproductive care in most states, so how could this person assume so confidently that we’re being too picky??

Saying shit like “He chose not to use the spirit box and opted out of our ouija board expression session.” Hopefully they got his horoscope correct or this nation is in big trouble. 🤦‍♀️

First quotation forgotten, now I go to the shame cube 😭

Wealthy White Women (cross necklace required) really can do no wrong” clown shit.

When queer celebs are disappointing:

"...Best we can do is Tila Tequila." -The Gay Agenda in the early 2000's 😭😂

When I started trying to find ways to make learning dnd easier for people, I was big mad about the individual skills being in alphabetical order. The small businesses on Etsy saved me from having a lot of issues because the character sheet skills are organized by the main six. 🙏

"Hey there, I noticed that you haven't started reading your menu yet.."
*slides over a laminated Hooked-on-Phonics Certificate*
"Maybe I could help with that."
*winks, but it's both eyes*

The Bi-Honmoon is UPON US!!!

Whorganize your spells by their jobs (and don't look at the dnd beyond character sheet for reference, if you can help it lol)