The Dark Overlord
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lvl 41 ADHD-riddled chaos goblin, bad witch, professional child tormentor, LA girl living in Sweden.
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just thought we could all benefit from this reminder of how Richard Spencer got punched the fuck out on live TV, have a great day youtu.be/aFh08JEKDYk?...
I spend too much time thinking about weeping angels for someone who knows they're not real, and that's why I don't watch horror movies.
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I spend too much time thinking about weeping angels for someone who knows they're not real, and that's why I don't watch horror movies.
So apparently Dolly Parton is being outed as quietly racist and I hate this timeline. I wonder if Epstein's island will be cheap because of the... everything, and I can buy it and abandon humanity to die happy and alone with my best friend and a hundred dogs and cats.
December 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
So apparently Dolly Parton is being outed as quietly racist and I hate this timeline. I wonder if Epstein's island will be cheap because of the... everything, and I can buy it and abandon humanity to die happy and alone with my best friend and a hundred dogs and cats.
As a person who is obsessed with #Eurovision I cannot overstate my disappointment with the fact that Israel continues to be allowed to participate. I have to join the boycott it this year :( How can they justify excluding Russia, but avert their eyes on what isn't even a war? It's civilian genocide
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
As a person who is obsessed with #Eurovision I cannot overstate my disappointment with the fact that Israel continues to be allowed to participate. I have to join the boycott it this year :( How can they justify excluding Russia, but avert their eyes on what isn't even a war? It's civilian genocide
Today in #MaleLonelinessEpidemic news, guy got excited when I said I would only meet in public in case he was a serial killer, then doubled down on it, seeming to get off on the idea of a woman being afraid of him. I'm going to die alone with 642 animals because the alternative is so much worse.
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Today in #MaleLonelinessEpidemic news, guy got excited when I said I would only meet in public in case he was a serial killer, then doubled down on it, seeming to get off on the idea of a woman being afraid of him. I'm going to die alone with 642 animals because the alternative is so much worse.
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That one Family member who always got something shady to say?
Keep one in the chamber for that ass today
#ThanksGivingClapBacks
Keep one in the chamber for that ass today
#ThanksGivingClapBacks
November 28, 2024 at 8:50 PM
That one Family member who always got something shady to say?
Keep one in the chamber for that ass today
#ThanksGivingClapBacks
Keep one in the chamber for that ass today
#ThanksGivingClapBacks
Discussing my new tattoo:
Year 1 kid, on trying to remove a fake tattoo: ...and I had to scrub and scrub and it wouldn't come off
Me: next time use lotion, it helps
Another year 1 kid: why is your arm so shiny?
Me: because I put lotion on
Yr1 kid #2: 😲😲😲 but that will make your tattoo come off!
Year 1 kid, on trying to remove a fake tattoo: ...and I had to scrub and scrub and it wouldn't come off
Me: next time use lotion, it helps
Another year 1 kid: why is your arm so shiny?
Me: because I put lotion on
Yr1 kid #2: 😲😲😲 but that will make your tattoo come off!
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Discussing my new tattoo:
Year 1 kid, on trying to remove a fake tattoo: ...and I had to scrub and scrub and it wouldn't come off
Me: next time use lotion, it helps
Another year 1 kid: why is your arm so shiny?
Me: because I put lotion on
Yr1 kid #2: 😲😲😲 but that will make your tattoo come off!
Year 1 kid, on trying to remove a fake tattoo: ...and I had to scrub and scrub and it wouldn't come off
Me: next time use lotion, it helps
Another year 1 kid: why is your arm so shiny?
Me: because I put lotion on
Yr1 kid #2: 😲😲😲 but that will make your tattoo come off!
Discussing with yr 3 kids how AI wastes drinking water
Kid: it's fine I'll just drink milk
Me: where does milk come from?
Kid: cows
Me: and what do cows need?
Kid: food and water
Me: and what food do they eat?
Kid: plants
Me: and what do plants need?
Kid: water... AI bots are going to kill us all
Kid: it's fine I'll just drink milk
Me: where does milk come from?
Kid: cows
Me: and what do cows need?
Kid: food and water
Me: and what food do they eat?
Kid: plants
Me: and what do plants need?
Kid: water... AI bots are going to kill us all
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Discussing with yr 3 kids how AI wastes drinking water
Kid: it's fine I'll just drink milk
Me: where does milk come from?
Kid: cows
Me: and what do cows need?
Kid: food and water
Me: and what food do they eat?
Kid: plants
Me: and what do plants need?
Kid: water... AI bots are going to kill us all
Kid: it's fine I'll just drink milk
Me: where does milk come from?
Kid: cows
Me: and what do cows need?
Kid: food and water
Me: and what food do they eat?
Kid: plants
Me: and what do plants need?
Kid: water... AI bots are going to kill us all
You know, I never expected that our first queer President would be elected before our first woman. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
You know, I never expected that our first queer President would be elected before our first woman. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
At the museum with year 3rd graders, and talking about how cool these swords are.
Year 3 kid, completely serious: "I'm really sorry you can't have one, Dark Overlord"
Because he gets me #TeacherLife
Year 3 kid, completely serious: "I'm really sorry you can't have one, Dark Overlord"
Because he gets me #TeacherLife
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
At the museum with year 3rd graders, and talking about how cool these swords are.
Year 3 kid, completely serious: "I'm really sorry you can't have one, Dark Overlord"
Because he gets me #TeacherLife
Year 3 kid, completely serious: "I'm really sorry you can't have one, Dark Overlord"
Because he gets me #TeacherLife
Year 4 student: why do you look so pretty?
Me: I always look pretty.
Student: ... Sure.
#Dick #SheIsNotWrong #TeacherLife
Me: I always look pretty.
Student: ... Sure.
#Dick #SheIsNotWrong #TeacherLife
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Year 4 student: why do you look so pretty?
Me: I always look pretty.
Student: ... Sure.
#Dick #SheIsNotWrong #TeacherLife
Me: I always look pretty.
Student: ... Sure.
#Dick #SheIsNotWrong #TeacherLife
Additionally, here's my new tattoo
October 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Additionally, here's my new tattoo
I now have 8 tattoos. Almost all of them either took 10 minutes or 10 hours. Not a single one was planned before I walked into the shop. I also have an entire album of tattoo ideas I've been kicking around for years and have not even gotten close to actually getting. Decision paralysis for real tho
October 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I now have 8 tattoos. Almost all of them either took 10 minutes or 10 hours. Not a single one was planned before I walked into the shop. I also have an entire album of tattoo ideas I've been kicking around for years and have not even gotten close to actually getting. Decision paralysis for real tho
I wouldn't let Apollo in my lap because I'm writing my final exam paper and he threw a tantrum and knocked my fork off the table. What a spoiled brat.
Pictured: the menace in question
Pictured: the menace in question
October 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I wouldn't let Apollo in my lap because I'm writing my final exam paper and he threw a tantrum and knocked my fork off the table. What a spoiled brat.
Pictured: the menace in question
Pictured: the menace in question
Related to previous, I'm doing an academic oral presentation on a student paper analyzing the Swedish translation of the 1995 American movie Clueless, which is a fictionalized documentary, and it's taking all my will power not to do the entire thing as Cher.
October 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Related to previous, I'm doing an academic oral presentation on a student paper analyzing the Swedish translation of the 1995 American movie Clueless, which is a fictionalized documentary, and it's taking all my will power not to do the entire thing as Cher.
The fact that I have to quote someone else saying something is true instead of saying "I know it's true because I was there" is why academic writing is fucking lame.
October 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The fact that I have to quote someone else saying something is true instead of saying "I know it's true because I was there" is why academic writing is fucking lame.
You can absolutely never accuse Apollo of being smart, but he *is* very cute.
October 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You can absolutely never accuse Apollo of being smart, but he *is* very cute.
On a video chat
Me: and here's Apollo, the dumb one
Apollo: *jumps off the back of the couch, into the balcony door*
Both of us: *silent pause, laughing*
Me: I... Dunno if you realize what just happened
KATOR: He jumped off the couch and into the door?
Me: as I was saying he's the dumb one, yes
Me: and here's Apollo, the dumb one
Apollo: *jumps off the back of the couch, into the balcony door*
Both of us: *silent pause, laughing*
Me: I... Dunno if you realize what just happened
KATOR: He jumped off the couch and into the door?
Me: as I was saying he's the dumb one, yes
September 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
On a video chat
Me: and here's Apollo, the dumb one
Apollo: *jumps off the back of the couch, into the balcony door*
Both of us: *silent pause, laughing*
Me: I... Dunno if you realize what just happened
KATOR: He jumped off the couch and into the door?
Me: as I was saying he's the dumb one, yes
Me: and here's Apollo, the dumb one
Apollo: *jumps off the back of the couch, into the balcony door*
Both of us: *silent pause, laughing*
Me: I... Dunno if you realize what just happened
KATOR: He jumped off the couch and into the door?
Me: as I was saying he's the dumb one, yes
My students complained about the fact that I've stopped wearing long, fake nails and apparently the only peer pressure I cave to is from children.
September 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My students complained about the fact that I've stopped wearing long, fake nails and apparently the only peer pressure I cave to is from children.
Me, lazy, showing my year 1 students the Blood and Glitter Eurovision performance of #LordOfTheLost
The giggly one: Is that a woman?
The normie one: He's scary
The quiet one:
#TheMetalheadAwakening #WelcomeToTheTribeMyChild
The giggly one: Is that a woman?
The normie one: He's scary
The quiet one:
#TheMetalheadAwakening #WelcomeToTheTribeMyChild
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September 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Me, lazy, showing my year 1 students the Blood and Glitter Eurovision performance of #LordOfTheLost
The giggly one: Is that a woman?
The normie one: He's scary
The quiet one:
#TheMetalheadAwakening #WelcomeToTheTribeMyChild
The giggly one: Is that a woman?
The normie one: He's scary
The quiet one:
#TheMetalheadAwakening #WelcomeToTheTribeMyChild
A student was very excited to show me that she had made friends with a tiny spider which didn't want to leave, and it was very hard for me to have to tell her that it was, in fact, actually a tick.
September 2, 2025 at 11:10 AM
A student was very excited to show me that she had made friends with a tiny spider which didn't want to leave, and it was very hard for me to have to tell her that it was, in fact, actually a tick.
I broke the children while leaving work early to go to class.
Kid: Are you going home early?
Me: nope, I'm going to school.
Kid: ... but... this is school...?
Kid: Are you going home early?
Me: nope, I'm going to school.
Kid: ... but... this is school...?
September 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I broke the children while leaving work early to go to class.
Kid: Are you going home early?
Me: nope, I'm going to school.
Kid: ... but... this is school...?
Kid: Are you going home early?
Me: nope, I'm going to school.
Kid: ... but... this is school...?
I'm not completely healthy yet, but today is a mandatory roll call for my final term for my degree, and I get to see the teacher who always says "other than colonialism" whenever I raise my hand to answer his questions. I missed him, he gets me.
September 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I'm not completely healthy yet, but today is a mandatory roll call for my final term for my degree, and I get to see the teacher who always says "other than colonialism" whenever I raise my hand to answer his questions. I missed him, he gets me.
The Elder Eunuch killed a bird, somehow, on my netted-in balcony. Thankfully, it was already dead so I didn't have to put it out of its misery, but that was... A lot. Meanwhile I'm having to not scold my cat for just doing cat things. What a... good hunter, buddy. That wasn't gross OR terrifying.
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August 31, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The Elder Eunuch killed a bird, somehow, on my netted-in balcony. Thankfully, it was already dead so I didn't have to put it out of its misery, but that was... A lot. Meanwhile I'm having to not scold my cat for just doing cat things. What a... good hunter, buddy. That wasn't gross OR terrifying.