TheDandyHorse
@thedandyhorse.bsky.social
He/him, 27
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Banner by @fattydragonite.bsky.social
Horses inbound!
🔞 Minors will be blocked 🔞
Icon by @guayodraws.bsky.social
Banner by @fattydragonite.bsky.social
Guys help I wok up this morning as a 1.5 ton horse
it took me 23 minutes to type this out with chopsticks taped to my hooves help
it took me 23 minutes to type this out with chopsticks taped to my hooves help
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Guys help I wok up this morning as a 1.5 ton horse
it took me 23 minutes to type this out with chopsticks taped to my hooves help
it took me 23 minutes to type this out with chopsticks taped to my hooves help
Guys who gain a lil weight and try to eat healthy, realize it sucks, and just decide to let themselves right the fuck go
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Guys who gain a lil weight and try to eat healthy, realize it sucks, and just decide to let themselves right the fuck go
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Julius has got some JIGGLE to him! 👏
Didn't think we'd forget about #InternationalAssDay, did ya? Hope you peeps had a majorly cheeked-up one! 🍑✨
Didn't think we'd forget about #InternationalAssDay, did ya? Hope you peeps had a majorly cheeked-up one! 🍑✨
October 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Julius has got some JIGGLE to him! 👏
Didn't think we'd forget about #InternationalAssDay, did ya? Hope you peeps had a majorly cheeked-up one! 🍑✨
Didn't think we'd forget about #InternationalAssDay, did ya? Hope you peeps had a majorly cheeked-up one! 🍑✨
What is the BEST oreo variety out there? I 'll let you know if you guess correctly :)
October 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
What is the BEST oreo variety out there? I 'll let you know if you guess correctly :)
Sorry that things have been quiet- what started as a position substitute teaching turned into a permanent (for this year at least) position 5 days a week, with ✨bonus✨ work over weekends! Still working on people's stuff but haven't had time to be a furry recreationally lately
October 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sorry that things have been quiet- what started as a position substitute teaching turned into a permanent (for this year at least) position 5 days a week, with ✨bonus✨ work over weekends! Still working on people's stuff but haven't had time to be a furry recreationally lately
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On today's episode of "Characters From Niche Cartoons I Need to Draw at Some Point;"
January 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
On today's episode of "Characters From Niche Cartoons I Need to Draw at Some Point;"
Y'all mind if I
*collapses into an amorphous puddle*
*collapses into an amorphous puddle*
September 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Y'all mind if I
*collapses into an amorphous puddle*
*collapses into an amorphous puddle*
*muffled tourguide voice over a bus intercom*
"And if you look down, you'll see an enormous gut blocking your view!"
"And if you look down, you'll see an enormous gut blocking your view!"
September 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
*muffled tourguide voice over a bus intercom*
"And if you look down, you'll see an enormous gut blocking your view!"
"And if you look down, you'll see an enormous gut blocking your view!"
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Gonna do this again this weekend! Only 2 spots available, respond with any random emoji you see fit if interested (or send a DM whatever you feel like doing)!
August 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Gonna do this again this weekend! Only 2 spots available, respond with any random emoji you see fit if interested (or send a DM whatever you feel like doing)!
Gonna do this again this weekend! Only 2 spots available, respond with any random emoji you see fit if interested (or send a DM whatever you feel like doing)!
August 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Gonna do this again this weekend! Only 2 spots available, respond with any random emoji you see fit if interested (or send a DM whatever you feel like doing)!
Scale YCHs for @krowntheowlgon.bsky.social!
August 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Scale YCHs for @krowntheowlgon.bsky.social!
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Round 3! This time Nick's up against @tankite.bsky.social's Raph, and for the first time the advantage seems to be his! He seems to be making quite a name for himself, though he might be needing a new uniform when he rejoins the force...
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August 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Round 3! This time Nick's up against @tankite.bsky.social's Raph, and for the first time the advantage seems to be his! He seems to be making quite a name for himself, though he might be needing a new uniform when he rejoins the force...
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(continued below)
Round 3! This time Nick's up against @tankite.bsky.social's Raph, and for the first time the advantage seems to be his! He seems to be making quite a name for himself, though he might be needing a new uniform when he rejoins the force...
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(continued below)
August 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Round 3! This time Nick's up against @tankite.bsky.social's Raph, and for the first time the advantage seems to be his! He seems to be making quite a name for himself, though he might be needing a new uniform when he rejoins the force...
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New image up on Patreon! Figured it was high time I finally give Big Mac some attention, and you know the quickestway to a man's heart, right?
Follow the link below to see the full image~
Follow the link below to see the full image~
August 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
New image up on Patreon! Figured it was high time I finally give Big Mac some attention, and you know the quickestway to a man's heart, right?
Follow the link below to see the full image~
Follow the link below to see the full image~
FORGOT TO INCLUDE BUT YES TOP DONOR WILL GET TO CAMEO/CHOOSE A CHARACTER TO CAMEO IN ROUND 3
Round 2! This time Nick's up against @greenywoof.bsky.social 's Grenny, and while the opposition may still have a definite advantage the gap is very swiftly closing...
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July 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
FORGOT TO INCLUDE BUT YES TOP DONOR WILL GET TO CAMEO/CHOOSE A CHARACTER TO CAMEO IN ROUND 3
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Round 2! This time Nick's up against @greenywoof.bsky.social 's Grenny, and while the opposition may still have a definite advantage the gap is very swiftly closing...
(continued below)
(continued below)
July 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Round 2! This time Nick's up against @greenywoof.bsky.social 's Grenny, and while the opposition may still have a definite advantage the gap is very swiftly closing...
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Wow! Just had a thought!
Hated that, hope it doesn't happen again.
Hated that, hope it doesn't happen again.
July 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Wow! Just had a thought!
Hated that, hope it doesn't happen again.
Hated that, hope it doesn't happen again.
Round 2! This time Nick's up against @greenywoof.bsky.social 's Grenny, and while the opposition may still have a definite advantage the gap is very swiftly closing...
(continued below)
(continued below)
July 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Round 2! This time Nick's up against @greenywoof.bsky.social 's Grenny, and while the opposition may still have a definite advantage the gap is very swiftly closing...
(continued below)
(continued below)
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Sketch for @/Vybabob on Twitter!
July 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Sketch for @/Vybabob on Twitter!
Sketch for @/Vybabob on Twitter!
July 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Sketch for @/Vybabob on Twitter!
Anyone else watch the 2017 Ducktales? I did. Three guesses who the best character was. Follow the link below if you wanna see my take on him...
July 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Anyone else watch the 2017 Ducktales? I did. Three guesses who the best character was. Follow the link below if you wanna see my take on him...