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thedailymash.bsky.social @thedailymash.bsky.social · Jun 23
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Bring it, say badgers
Britain's badgers have told the Department of Agriculture that they'd better come tooled up.
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We ask you: so did you manage to get anyone before the end of cuffing season, or what? buff.ly/Z56RG0y
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Why Owen Jones is leaving Labour, by someone unfortunate enough to sit next to him on a train
YEAH, that Owen Jones? Writes for the Guardian? He’s leaving Labour, I know because I was on a table seat with him, Stockport to London. Never f**king shut up.
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November 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Wicked: For Good perfectly syncs with The Wizard of Oz, claims stoner buff.ly/7jHpHU1
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Solomon vs Hinch: A guide for husbands who couldn’t care less buff.ly/EjcRYt5
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Pretty sure I can blame all my shite parenting on lockdown, concludes dad buff.ly/p3rCRGE
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Save tiny amount of money by doing stuff that's a massive pain in the arse, says consumer expert buff.ly/SJ1wcJh
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Man who saw speck of snow buys 23 pints of milk just in case buff.ly/a2XN3eD
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Thrown out of pubs, speeding fines and five other occasions where the storyteller is never at fault buff.ly/SW1lQDe
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Your invaluable guide to whether someone is out of your league
TRYING to pull someone out of your league leads to humiliation and heartbreak, but aiming too low makes you feel cheated. Here’s how to tell if a shag with a hot person is realistic.
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November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Red Bull releases panic attack in a can
RED Bull have unveiled their strongest energy drink which contains enough caffeine to instantly bring on a panic attack.
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November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Six bullshit non-events reality shows believe are incredibly dramatic
JUST heard a high-pitched chord during reality TV, even though absolutely nothing happened? One of these non-events occurred.
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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I’m a professional middle-class woman who smokes shitloads of weed. Where’s my Daily Mail article? buff.ly/P9NkpVc
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Nothing more embarrassing than fancying someone buff.ly/263Ew3W
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Films you'll drop everything to watch even though they're utter shit
IF you’re prepared to make yourself late for an appointment because you wanted to see the end of Bad Boys II, you may be familiar with the rest of this list.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Who would you vote for: Boris Johnson or Lord Summerisle from The Wicker Man?
LORD Summerisle from The Wicker Man may be a fictional character but would that make him more or less effective than Boris Johnson?
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November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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A confused millennial tries to… rip the piss out of Gen Alpha without looking old buff.ly/mgWYLqP
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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You are never more than six feet away from a Dave
You are never more than six feet away from a Dave
YOU are never more than six feet away from a bloke called Dave, researchers have discovered.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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‘Marriage is a painful struggle you have to work at every single day’ says couple who hate each other buff.ly/61Ubcoj
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Six signs your girlfriend is wanking furiously and you’re oblivious buff.ly/weNZR8U
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Are you rich but ‘don’t feel rich’ so are deserving of all the sympathy in the world? buff.ly/36Sku4x
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Six things to think about that aren’t Trump blowing Clinton buff.ly/hPox0yS
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Climate change anxiety ‘could be good excuse for drug use’ buff.ly/aqZCmGe
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Are you eating enough hummus? buff.ly/OZs65UN
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Matching North Face jackets mandatory for couples aged 45 and over buff.ly/r5vg8GG
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM