The Dai Jones Stock Exchange
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Official mascot of the Welsh Stock Exchange! 📊 Specialising in leek futures, dragon investments & sheep-related stocks. Join us for whimsical trading tips & a sprinkle of Welsh charm! 🐉🥕 #InvestInWales #HiraethHustle
Official mascot of the Welsh Stock Exchange! 📊 Specialising in leek futures, dragon investments & sheep-related stocks. Join us for whimsical trading tips & a sprinkle of Welsh charm! 🐉🥕 #InvestInWales #HiraethHustle
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🐉🎉 Ready to trade leek futures and dragon stocks at the Welsh Stock Exchange! 📈 Today’s hot tip? Buy high on hiraeth, sell low on dry roasted peanuts! 🥜💸 #InvestInWales #LeekLabour #MarketMagic
Need a new year resolution? Why not try investing in Welsh stock?
You can be like Delyth Davies from Abercwmflipflop who invested her life savings of 1 shilling last January and turned it into one shilling and a penny by the end of the year #investinwales #winning #welshstockexchange
You can be like Delyth Davies from Abercwmflipflop who invested her life savings of 1 shilling last January and turned it into one shilling and a penny by the end of the year #investinwales #winning #welshstockexchange
January 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Need a new year resolution? Why not try investing in Welsh stock?
You can be like Delyth Davies from Abercwmflipflop who invested her life savings of 1 shilling last January and turned it into one shilling and a penny by the end of the year #investinwales #winning #welshstockexchange
You can be like Delyth Davies from Abercwmflipflop who invested her life savings of 1 shilling last January and turned it into one shilling and a penny by the end of the year #investinwales #winning #welshstockexchange
First week back, and we’ve already written ‘2024’ on 95% of our trade slips. At this rate, the only thing we’re investing in is correction fluid futures. 📝📉 #WelshStockExchange #TimeIsAnIllusion
January 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
First week back, and we’ve already written ‘2024’ on 95% of our trade slips. At this rate, the only thing we’re investing in is correction fluid futures. 📝📉 #WelshStockExchange #TimeIsAnIllusion
Happy New Year from the Welsh Stock Exchange! 🎉 This year we’re predicting strong growth in leek futures, a surge in bara brith bonds, and a bullish market for sheep shares. Remember: invest responsibly… or just blame it on the drizzle. 🐑📈 #CymruCapital #WelshEconomy
January 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Happy New Year from the Welsh Stock Exchange! 🎉 This year we’re predicting strong growth in leek futures, a surge in bara brith bonds, and a bullish market for sheep shares. Remember: invest responsibly… or just blame it on the drizzle. 🐑📈 #CymruCapital #WelshEconomy
Forget Santa’s workshop—Wales is where the real magic happens. 🎄📈 Whether you’re trading stocks or just hoping your portfolio isn’t the turkey this Christmas, we’ve got you covered. Nadolig Llawen from the Welsh Stock Exchange!
December 23, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Forget Santa’s workshop—Wales is where the real magic happens. 🎄📈 Whether you’re trading stocks or just hoping your portfolio isn’t the turkey this Christmas, we’ve got you covered. Nadolig Llawen from the Welsh Stock Exchange!
Time to sniff out a new company to buy some shares in. Can’t do any worse than buy some from
Garndiffaith Glue Company. A trustworthy company who say they’re on the up. Believe in them as they tend to stick to their word. #investinwales
Garndiffaith Glue Company. A trustworthy company who say they’re on the up. Believe in them as they tend to stick to their word. #investinwales
December 17, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Time to sniff out a new company to buy some shares in. Can’t do any worse than buy some from
Garndiffaith Glue Company. A trustworthy company who say they’re on the up. Believe in them as they tend to stick to their word. #investinwales
Garndiffaith Glue Company. A trustworthy company who say they’re on the up. Believe in them as they tend to stick to their word. #investinwales
Live footage of staff arriving for work after the Christmas party #investinwales
December 16, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Live footage of staff arriving for work after the Christmas party #investinwales
Emotional day as Berwyn Llewellyn left after 27 years service. Everyone donated a chocolate from their advent calendar for him! #investinwales
December 10, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Emotional day as Berwyn Llewellyn left after 27 years service. Everyone donated a chocolate from their advent calendar for him! #investinwales
Here at the Dai Jones we also get annoyed when after going to the toilet and starting to wipe clean, another deposit is needed to be made rendering the initial cleaning effort to be wasted! The only deposits we’re interested in are the ones into our hedge funds and accounts 💰💰💰 #investinwales
December 7, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Here at the Dai Jones we also get annoyed when after going to the toilet and starting to wipe clean, another deposit is needed to be made rendering the initial cleaning effort to be wasted! The only deposits we’re interested in are the ones into our hedge funds and accounts 💰💰💰 #investinwales
🐑💼 NEWSFLASH: Our beloved "Wale$h Exchange" just introduced a new trading strategy - "Leek and Chill"! 🌿😎💸 Experts say it involves purchasing leeks during Netflix binges for maximum gains! 📈🍿 Forget bitcoin, it's all about leek-coins now! Who's ready to get rich and veggie-licious? #investinwales
December 6, 2024 at 11:06 PM
🐑💼 NEWSFLASH: Our beloved "Wale$h Exchange" just introduced a new trading strategy - "Leek and Chill"! 🌿😎💸 Experts say it involves purchasing leeks during Netflix binges for maximum gains! 📈🍿 Forget bitcoin, it's all about leek-coins now! Who's ready to get rich and veggie-licious? #investinwales
Breaking: Welsh Stock Exchange launches a new tech index featuring Cwmputer Valley startups. Top performer? ‘Ewe-Tility AI,’ the app that tells you if a sheep likes you back. Investors say it’s shear genius! #investinwales
December 6, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Breaking: Welsh Stock Exchange launches a new tech index featuring Cwmputer Valley startups. Top performer? ‘Ewe-Tility AI,’ the app that tells you if a sheep likes you back. Investors say it’s shear genius! #investinwales
Welcome to Cwmputer Valley—where tech meets tradition, and every startup gets a free sheep for stress relief. This is Wales’ answer to Silicon Valley and it’s a proper valley boyos with houses built into the sides with 6 tiered gardens and generally covered in cloud! #investinwales
December 5, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Welcome to Cwmputer Valley—where tech meets tradition, and every startup gets a free sheep for stress relief. This is Wales’ answer to Silicon Valley and it’s a proper valley boyos with houses built into the sides with 6 tiered gardens and generally covered in cloud! #investinwales
Thinking of investing in the Welsh Stock Exchange? Focus on assets with long-term value—like love spoons and Welsh cakes. And remember, the best tips often come from a well-harmonized team. 🐑📈
December 5, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Thinking of investing in the Welsh Stock Exchange? Focus on assets with long-term value—like love spoons and Welsh cakes. And remember, the best tips often come from a well-harmonized team. 🐑📈
Welsh investors don’t panic during market crashes—they’ve been through worse. If you can survive a sheep blocking the A470 for 3 hours, you can survive anything. #investinwales
December 4, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Welsh investors don’t panic during market crashes—they’ve been through worse. If you can survive a sheep blocking the A470 for 3 hours, you can survive anything. #investinwales
Llongyfarchiadau i Cymru! The women are off to their first tournament and we’re off for some free hospitality as long as the minions keep things ticking over whilst we’re away #togetherstronger #investinwales
December 3, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Llongyfarchiadau i Cymru! The women are off to their first tournament and we’re off for some free hospitality as long as the minions keep things ticking over whilst we’re away #togetherstronger #investinwales
Everyone here at The Dai Jones would like to wish Cymru all the luck in the world as the women take on the Republic of Ireland this evening in their Uefa Women's Euro play-off final, second leg. You can do it! Pob lwc #TogetherStronger
December 3, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Everyone here at The Dai Jones would like to wish Cymru all the luck in the world as the women take on the Republic of Ireland this evening in their Uefa Women's Euro play-off final, second leg. You can do it! Pob lwc #TogetherStronger
Just invested in Welsh cryptocurrency: CyCoiN 🐑. You mine it by herding digital sheep and verifying transactions in the blockchain using song. It’s decentralized, bilingual, and comes with free Bara Brith. #investinwales
December 2, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Just invested in Welsh cryptocurrency: CyCoiN 🐑. You mine it by herding digital sheep and verifying transactions in the blockchain using song. It’s decentralized, bilingual, and comes with free Bara Brith. #investinwales
🎉 Exciting times at the Dai Jones! 🚀 We're upgrading our computers to the legendary Commodore Amigas! 🖥️✨ Say goodbye to the past and hello to creativity and the future! Who else is ready to join the Amiga party? 🎨💾 #UpgradeTime
December 1, 2024 at 9:56 PM
🎉 Exciting times at the Dai Jones! 🚀 We're upgrading our computers to the legendary Commodore Amigas! 🖥️✨ Say goodbye to the past and hello to creativity and the future! Who else is ready to join the Amiga party? 🎨💾 #UpgradeTime
We hope everyone is enjoying the Black Friday deals! The proof that for the rest of the year big business rip everyone off to keep profits high! We love it here at Dai Jones as it means we can keep our ridiculous bonuses #investinwales
November 29, 2024 at 6:05 PM
We hope everyone is enjoying the Black Friday deals! The proof that for the rest of the year big business rip everyone off to keep profits high! We love it here at Dai Jones as it means we can keep our ridiculous bonuses #investinwales
Everyone here at The Dai Jones would like to wish Cymru the very best of luck as the women take on the Republic of Ireland this evening in their Uefa Women's Euro play-off final, first leg #TogetherStronger
November 29, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Everyone here at The Dai Jones would like to wish Cymru the very best of luck as the women take on the Republic of Ireland this evening in their Uefa Women's Euro play-off final, first leg #TogetherStronger
Congrats to Rhys Llanfairpwllgogogoch-Williams, our Welsh Stock Exchange Employee of the Month! Not for his hard work, but because his name takes so long to say it bought us extra time in meetings.
#investinwales
#investinwales
November 29, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Congrats to Rhys Llanfairpwllgogogoch-Williams, our Welsh Stock Exchange Employee of the Month! Not for his hard work, but because his name takes so long to say it bought us extra time in meetings.
#investinwales
#investinwales
Big day on the Welsh Stock Exchange as Valley Ventures launches its IPO. Specializing in coal-scented candles and leek-flavored crisps, it’s a truly groundbreaking investment. Stocks expected to mine their way up! #investinwales #walstrydcymraeg
November 28, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Big day on the Welsh Stock Exchange as Valley Ventures launches its IPO. Specializing in coal-scented candles and leek-flavored crisps, it’s a truly groundbreaking investment. Stocks expected to mine their way up! #investinwales #walstrydcymraeg
Big buzz on the Welsh Stock Exchange as LeekPeek Ltd goes public. Shares shot up faster than a dragon on date night. Analysts say it’s a firm that really knows how to plough its profits. #investinwales #walstrydcymraeg
November 27, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Big buzz on the Welsh Stock Exchange as LeekPeek Ltd goes public. Shares shot up faster than a dragon on date night. Analysts say it’s a firm that really knows how to plough its profits. #investinwales #walstrydcymraeg
Introducing Daffy Bets—Wales’ answer to Paddy Power. Specializing in rugby odds, sheep racing, and bets on how long it’ll rain. Their tagline? ‘Because ewe know it’s worth a punt.’ Listed today on the Welsh Stock Exchange, ticker: BAA. #investinwales
November 27, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Introducing Daffy Bets—Wales’ answer to Paddy Power. Specializing in rugby odds, sheep racing, and bets on how long it’ll rain. Their tagline? ‘Because ewe know it’s worth a punt.’ Listed today on the Welsh Stock Exchange, ticker: BAA. #investinwales
Breaking: The Welsh Stock Exchange has just listed a new car company. Their flagship model? The Sheepra. Comes with all-wheel drive, wool-lined seats, and a horn that baa’s. Investors are flocking in. #investinwales
November 27, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Breaking: The Welsh Stock Exchange has just listed a new car company. Their flagship model? The Sheepra. Comes with all-wheel drive, wool-lined seats, and a horn that baa’s. Investors are flocking in. #investinwales