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the film builds up the brawl between the two trolls and we barely get any of that in this, in fact the friendly troll gets beaten up for most of it.
i feel most the characters are in the same place as before and is very predictable for character arcs. but there was some cool mythlogy
2.5/5 its ok
i feel most the characters are in the same place as before and is very predictable for character arcs. but there was some cool mythlogy
2.5/5 its ok
December 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
the film builds up the brawl between the two trolls and we barely get any of that in this, in fact the friendly troll gets beaten up for most of it.
i feel most the characters are in the same place as before and is very predictable for character arcs. but there was some cool mythlogy
2.5/5 its ok
i feel most the characters are in the same place as before and is very predictable for character arcs. but there was some cool mythlogy
2.5/5 its ok
No 6 - Troll 2
I really liked the first Troll, really invested in the lore of a creature from myth coming to life in modern times, while not exactly original, it still was a very unique take with some over the top action.
personally Troll 2 is kind of the same film with Monsterverse trappings
I really liked the first Troll, really invested in the lore of a creature from myth coming to life in modern times, while not exactly original, it still was a very unique take with some over the top action.
personally Troll 2 is kind of the same film with Monsterverse trappings
December 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
No 6 - Troll 2
I really liked the first Troll, really invested in the lore of a creature from myth coming to life in modern times, while not exactly original, it still was a very unique take with some over the top action.
personally Troll 2 is kind of the same film with Monsterverse trappings
I really liked the first Troll, really invested in the lore of a creature from myth coming to life in modern times, while not exactly original, it still was a very unique take with some over the top action.
personally Troll 2 is kind of the same film with Monsterverse trappings
the everything else sucks, this film is not scary yet plays almost identical to the conjuring horror playbook. it has probably the worst kills i've ever seen (defo the worst headcrush)
the characters suck and they did the puppet and michael dirty in this film, all to set up a third film
2/5
the characters suck and they did the puppet and michael dirty in this film, all to set up a third film
2/5
December 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
the everything else sucks, this film is not scary yet plays almost identical to the conjuring horror playbook. it has probably the worst kills i've ever seen (defo the worst headcrush)
the characters suck and they did the puppet and michael dirty in this film, all to set up a third film
2/5
the characters suck and they did the puppet and michael dirty in this film, all to set up a third film
2/5
No 7 - Five Nights at Freddy's 2
god i am a fan of FNAF and i hated this movie, the only real reason this film is higher than JWR is cause this movie made me feel something
the good is the animatronics once again being absolutely amazing and the resturants are well detailed and thats about it
god i am a fan of FNAF and i hated this movie, the only real reason this film is higher than JWR is cause this movie made me feel something
the good is the animatronics once again being absolutely amazing and the resturants are well detailed and thats about it
December 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
No 7 - Five Nights at Freddy's 2
god i am a fan of FNAF and i hated this movie, the only real reason this film is higher than JWR is cause this movie made me feel something
the good is the animatronics once again being absolutely amazing and the resturants are well detailed and thats about it
god i am a fan of FNAF and i hated this movie, the only real reason this film is higher than JWR is cause this movie made me feel something
the good is the animatronics once again being absolutely amazing and the resturants are well detailed and thats about it
the same disappearing dinos, peaceful musical swells to the peaceful dinos, still doing mutated abomination dinosaurs and extremely predictable villains.
while this film did promise a stronger focus on the science of dino similar to the first, it fell woefully short
2/5 is still being generous
while this film did promise a stronger focus on the science of dino similar to the first, it fell woefully short
2/5 is still being generous
December 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the same disappearing dinos, peaceful musical swells to the peaceful dinos, still doing mutated abomination dinosaurs and extremely predictable villains.
while this film did promise a stronger focus on the science of dino similar to the first, it fell woefully short
2/5 is still being generous
while this film did promise a stronger focus on the science of dino similar to the first, it fell woefully short
2/5 is still being generous
No 8. Jurassic World - Rebirth
the first 5 mins of the film told me exactly what i was getting myself in for with a snickers wrapper starting the plot. outside of that it feels that this reboot of a reboot? hasn't gotten any fresh ideas to move the series forward
the first 5 mins of the film told me exactly what i was getting myself in for with a snickers wrapper starting the plot. outside of that it feels that this reboot of a reboot? hasn't gotten any fresh ideas to move the series forward
December 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
No 8. Jurassic World - Rebirth
the first 5 mins of the film told me exactly what i was getting myself in for with a snickers wrapper starting the plot. outside of that it feels that this reboot of a reboot? hasn't gotten any fresh ideas to move the series forward
the first 5 mins of the film told me exactly what i was getting myself in for with a snickers wrapper starting the plot. outside of that it feels that this reboot of a reboot? hasn't gotten any fresh ideas to move the series forward
have they said anything regarding physical releases? i know that Frankenstien is getting one but will that change WB's physical releases?
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
have they said anything regarding physical releases? i know that Frankenstien is getting one but will that change WB's physical releases?
wow i love the effect on her boots!
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
wow i love the effect on her boots!
i wonder how many studs it cost to unlock him?
October 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
i wonder how many studs it cost to unlock him?
i'll take a theatre and blu ray release in a heartbeat
October 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
i'll take a theatre and blu ray release in a heartbeat
that momentum looks damn good
May 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
that momentum looks damn good
i don't see the issue, its not like when Activision Blizzard required people to have a rolling phone contract just to play their games, locking people on pre paid phone contracts from playing.
most games have accounts that require a linked phone number these days anyway.
most games have accounts that require a linked phone number these days anyway.
May 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i don't see the issue, its not like when Activision Blizzard required people to have a rolling phone contract just to play their games, locking people on pre paid phone contracts from playing.
most games have accounts that require a linked phone number these days anyway.
most games have accounts that require a linked phone number these days anyway.
i didn't know i needed this,
October 25, 2024 at 2:33 PM
i didn't know i needed this,