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Cynthia
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Mostly Harmless
I just got catcalled by an old woman with a walker. Not every day you get a "Nice baby" by someone who lived through multiple fashion eras and possibly Prohibition.
It takes a special kind of confidence (and probably a touch of osteoporosis) to shoot their shot like that. Honestly? Respect.
June 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm convinced that there's a giant bodega counter guy group phone call and every one of these guys are on it.
April 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"I couldn't recommend this experience more" should be this generation's "Let them eat cake"
April 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
How is it that even in Brooklyn there's still some hillbilly holding up the line with some bullshit at the courthouse?
April 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
On this day last year I drove for 15 hours in order to flee oppressive legislation in TN. Today I'm debating on leaving the country. Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility, I guess.
March 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's totally appropriate for me to hit on this incredibly cute resident at the Dr office, right?
March 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Reposted by Cynthia
Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.

This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
February 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Throwing cunt always comes with the danger of unwanted attention, but it's a risk I'm willing to take for the greater good. The 5 cat calls between home and work today says I'm tossing around quite a bit of it.
February 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I was just called a "fucking diva" because I refused to take the door some guy was holding for me. I feel seen. 💜
February 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Who knew my years of riding hay wagons pulled by a tractor would prepare me for the NYC subway?
February 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"I've never dated a trans person before."

"It's not any different than dating any other woman."

"Oh. Show me your dick."

Fucking...

I still hate dating.
February 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It's really telling when you tell me I'm hard to live with but the only other people that have said that have some sort of narcissistic personality disorder.
February 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
1 in 200
Project 200: The Visibility Revolution 🏳️‍⚧️
A Manifesto for Unapologetic Existence
weareproject200.com
February 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Wait... when did it snow?!?!
February 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
So the plot of Transformers One is telling me that the entire Autobot/Decepticon war could have been avoided if Prime had let Megatron kill the fascists. Well, that just changed the entire franchise and now I'm rooting for the villains.
February 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Living on one of the landing paths for LaGuardia in 2025 is suddenly stressful.
February 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
A lot of you guys are "open minded" and "looking to try new things" until you find out the woman you're hitting on is trans.
January 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Does anyone else think it's weird to do a sexy lingerie shoot to show off the new tattoo of your dead dog on your forearm?
January 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Bodega kitties best kitties.
January 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Morning subway interaction:

"We wouldn't get along. I'd fuck you then you'd make fun of me"

"I'm gay anyway. I'll make fun of you now."

"Cool. Can I get some details? You ever eat pussy from the back?"

Then tries to get my number as I'm running off the train.
January 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
If the girl you're hitting on gets off the subway after one stop, it's definitely you.
January 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
City that never sleeps my ass. You can't get shit done on Jan 1st.
January 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM