Its Roko's Basilisk, but for your ascendancy to king of techdirt after @mmasnick.bsky.social types 230 so hard into his computer that it temporarily creates a second sun and he falls into a utopia (or his personal hell) of knowledgeable politicians. It's simple really

The week when lockdown happened started with me setting up a vpn for everyone to be able to work remotely, and then getting a bollocking for wasting time because it wasn't that serious...

I think you've got that backwards sunshine

There's a very simple solution. Everyone should be on the same timezone, and sla day should be 24 hours and 1 minute. Not only would that eliminate jetlag, but also leap years!