🍏 Golden Apples. Dull Lemons. Existential dread.
💀 Balancing chaos and order while side-eyeing it all.
We laugh at the absurdity so we don’t scream. Probably.
#Abiscoridis
https://youtu.be/vTzgMvVZ9Kc
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer worked for North Pole Logistics, LLC—formerly known as “Santa’s Workshop” before the merger with Amazon.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/rudolphs-rise/
https://youtu.be/vTzgMvVZ9Kc
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer worked for North Pole Logistics, LLC—formerly known as “Santa’s Workshop” before the merger with Amazon.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/rudolphs-rise/
A Country That Confuses Justice With a Mood Swing
Every now and then, this country tests whether the roof beams of the republic can handle one more weight they were never designed to carry.
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A Country That Confuses Justice With a Mood Swing
Every now and then, this country tests whether the roof beams of the republic can handle one more weight they were never designed to carry.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/when-obedien...
Late-stage capitalism is eating people alive and calling it “convenience.”The
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Late-stage capitalism is eating people alive and calling it “convenience.”The
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Good news, everyone.
Apparently, the American economy is doing great — because Elon Musk is about to receive a one trillion dollar compensation package.
A trillion.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/good-news-am...
Good news, everyone.
Apparently, the American economy is doing great — because Elon Musk is about to receive a one trillion dollar compensation package.
A trillion.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/good-news-am...
Content note: This piece discusses sexual abuse, trafficking, and institutional failure.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/are-we-surpr...
Content note: This piece discusses sexual abuse, trafficking, and institutional failure.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/are-we-surpr...
https://youtube.com/shorts/b1fAPWWAmpU
Some weeks feel like the universe is running a social experiment titled “How Much Can One Nervous System Take Before It Starts Smoking?”You’ve
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https://youtube.com/shorts/b1fAPWWAmpU
Some weeks feel like the universe is running a social experiment titled “How Much Can One Nervous System Take Before It Starts Smoking?”You’ve
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www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/to-the-peopl...
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https://youtube.com/shorts/aeUqnihv6VU
Every
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Every
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https://youtube.com/shorts/m-FBjyh6ua8
On October 10, 2025, MTV quietly announced it’s pulling the plug on its last remaining music channels. No tearful farewell, no retrospective montage.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/m-FBjyh6ua8
On October 10, 2025, MTV quietly announced it’s pulling the plug on its last remaining music channels. No tearful farewell, no retrospective montage.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/remember-whe...
https://youtube.com/shorts/WfBEudUv_QI
My
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My
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https://youtube.com/shorts/UVMO0XRh0YA
Thesis: Gen Z treats humor like a pocket particle accelerator: shove meaning in, whip it until the labels fly off, then laugh at the sparks.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/gen-zs-weird...
https://youtube.com/shorts/UVMO0XRh0YA
Thesis: Gen Z treats humor like a pocket particle accelerator: shove meaning in, whip it until the labels fly off, then laugh at the sparks.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/gen-zs-weird...
https://youtube.com/shorts/-caztsTeMq0
A
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A
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https://youtube.com/shorts/Y9ow5unAq1s
The Ground Shift You Felt
Feeling off lately? Dizzy, disoriented, like the floor beneath the country just rearranged while you blinked?
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/they-took-it...
https://youtube.com/shorts/Y9ow5unAq1s
The Ground Shift You Felt
Feeling off lately? Dizzy, disoriented, like the floor beneath the country just rearranged while you blinked?
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/they-took-it...
https://youtube.com/shorts/XkT4rgnKbYA
I’ve relied on food stamps more times than I can count.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/when-the-saf...
https://youtube.com/shorts/XkT4rgnKbYA
I’ve relied on food stamps more times than I can count.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/when-the-saf...
https://youtube.com/shorts/BuM1T-Po6sQ
Once a year, society gives us permission to be absolutely ridiculous — and somehow, it’s part silly, and part holy.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/%f0%9f%8e%83...
https://youtube.com/shorts/BuM1T-Po6sQ
Once a year, society gives us permission to be absolutely ridiculous — and somehow, it’s part silly, and part holy.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/%f0%9f%8e%83...
https://youtube.com/shorts/CExullfqGgM
Trump's
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https://youtube.com/shorts/CExullfqGgM
Trump's
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https://youtube.com/shorts/wZ2B8gySN2w
The world is on fire, and someone showed up dressed like a giant inflatable penis.Good.Not because it’s funny (though it is, deeply).
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https://youtube.com/shorts/wZ2B8gySN2w
The world is on fire, and someone showed up dressed like a giant inflatable penis.Good.Not because it’s funny (though it is, deeply).
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https://youtube.com/shorts/2xDRFFuM0Ck
It
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It
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https://youtube.com/shorts/8I8dLxC2uQQ
At precisely 4:00 p.m. on October 15, 2025, the Pentagon’s press room became a vacuum. No shouting. No slammed doors.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/the-silence-...
https://youtube.com/shorts/8I8dLxC2uQQ
At precisely 4:00 p.m. on October 15, 2025, the Pentagon’s press room became a vacuum. No shouting. No slammed doors.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/the-silence-...
https://youtube.com/shorts/EGVHWKjXHSg
I drove the half-hour through the golden aspens and granite of the Black Hills to attend my second ever protest in the Queen City of Spearfish.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/EGVHWKjXHSg
I drove the half-hour through the golden aspens and granite of the Black Hills to attend my second ever protest in the Queen City of Spearfish.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/why-showing-...
https://youtube.com/shorts/DqWaMhCAqOQ
I was walking downtown—just wandering, trying not to think too hard. Past the courthouse. Past empty sidewalks.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/DqWaMhCAqOQ
I was walking downtown—just wandering, trying not to think too hard. Past the courthouse. Past empty sidewalks.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/i-stumbled-o...
https://youtube.com/shorts/dLofmyzcwn8
The
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https://youtube.com/shorts/dLofmyzcwn8
The
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YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO NOTICE THIS
Somewhere in the blur of screaming headlines and dopamine-scrolling, the United States started bombing boats in the Caribbean. No, seriously. Missiles. Explosions.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/caribbean-bo...
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO NOTICE THIS
Somewhere in the blur of screaming headlines and dopamine-scrolling, the United States started bombing boats in the Caribbean. No, seriously. Missiles. Explosions.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/caribbean-bo...
https://youtube.com/shorts/xg9jM6mk0DY
🚨 Mild Nerd Warning: Yes, this article contains high concentrations of Star Trek.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/%f0%9f%96%96...
https://youtube.com/shorts/xg9jM6mk0DY
🚨 Mild Nerd Warning: Yes, this article contains high concentrations of Star Trek.
www.thecultofbrighterdays.org/%f0%9f%96%96...