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Technology, music, movies, photography, introversion. Lazy IT guy.
When did this kind of reporting become normal? Why are we shocked when AI models aren't able to interpret things in real time?
September 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
When did this kind of reporting become normal? Why are we shocked when AI models aren't able to interpret things in real time?
Oh dear Utd fans. What is Amorim doing? 😅
August 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh dear Utd fans. What is Amorim doing? 😅
I've become obsessed with videos on the BBC Archive youtube channel.. and came across this one today of Mick Jagger in 1982 discussing if he can tour at least another 5 years?? 😂
July 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I've become obsessed with videos on the BBC Archive youtube channel.. and came across this one today of Mick Jagger in 1982 discussing if he can tour at least another 5 years?? 😂
What on earth made Topps put Kinsky as the starting keeper for Tottenham in their 2025/26 Premier League set? so they could squeeze in another "RC" card? #tottenham #topps
July 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
What on earth made Topps put Kinsky as the starting keeper for Tottenham in their 2025/26 Premier League set? so they could squeeze in another "RC" card? #tottenham #topps
If you want to work in Gibraltar, it would appear you should apply to be a refuse collector..
July 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If you want to work in Gibraltar, it would appear you should apply to be a refuse collector..
A lot of coping going on at the telegraph again. #tottenham
May 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
A lot of coping going on at the telegraph again. #tottenham
Couldn’t be happier for this guy. True legend of the club.
May 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Couldn’t be happier for this guy. True legend of the club.
Every time I'm on a call and someone says "we'll do this biweekly" - oh wait, is that twice a month or twice a week? let me just look that up again... for fucks sake.
March 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Every time I'm on a call and someone says "we'll do this biweekly" - oh wait, is that twice a month or twice a week? let me just look that up again... for fucks sake.
Found an ancient bookshelf in a corner of this office. Feel like I should post one book a day from it, the nostalgia is strong. WAP anyone?
February 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Found an ancient bookshelf in a corner of this office. Feel like I should post one book a day from it, the nostalgia is strong. WAP anyone?
Another normal day at the Telegraph.
January 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Another normal day at the Telegraph.
Well it wouldn’t be Christmas without my yearly treat for after Xmas day dinner!
December 23, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Well it wouldn’t be Christmas without my yearly treat for after Xmas day dinner!
Where do I go today? Broken Britain or broken America?
December 21, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Where do I go today? Broken Britain or broken America?
Tikka beans on toast anyone? 😀
December 7, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Tikka beans on toast anyone? 😀
December 4, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Morning walk around Malaga 👌
November 30, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Morning walk around Malaga 👌
More compute required! I wonder if they’ve considered getting a directconnect to AWS and going hybrid cloud to fill the peaks.
November 28, 2024 at 6:22 PM
More compute required! I wonder if they’ve considered getting a directconnect to AWS and going hybrid cloud to fill the peaks.
Nativity, completed it mate.
November 26, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Nativity, completed it mate.
Heard good things about this book, diving in myself. 📖
November 18, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Heard good things about this book, diving in myself. 📖