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crystal 🎱
@thecrystal-method.bsky.social
🌞 capricorn
🌿lover of sweet treats
📸🎞️ artist/photographer/traveler
Pinned
10 shows to get to know me:
*not in order

1. Insecure
2. Love Craft Country
3. FROM
4. Abbott Elementary
5. Atlanta
6. Severance
7. Scandal
8. SpongeBob
9. How to get Away With Murder
10. Bobs Burgers
10 Shows to Get to Know Me

1. I Love Lucy
2. True Blood
3. Schitt’s Creek
4. VEEP
5. Real Time w/ Bill Maher
6. Girlfriends
7. Being Mary Jane
8. Selling Sunset/OC
9. Living Single
10. Dexter
10 Shows to Get to Know Me

1. Girlfriends
2. Insecure
3. Daria
4. Interview with the Vampire
5. The Parkers
6. How To Get Away with Murder
7. American Horror Story
8. Harlem
9. Unsolved Mysteries
10. Chopped

*Six Feet Under
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Rich Homie Quan ain’t got no business being gone man
April 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Imagine watching disaster movies like The Day After Tomorrow or 2012 and thinking that the apocalyptic weather scenes were the “unrealistic” part.

Turns out those scenes were almost bang on.

The unrealistic part was the humans working together to overcome the problem & save the world. Sigh.
January 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
2025 is very much giving 2020😭
January 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
my ass tried to go get 1 quick thing from the store and didn’t realize a whole fucking snowstorm on its way…
January 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
• moved into my own apartment
• left a toxic friendship
• left a toxic relationship
• traveled to 3 new cities
• got promoted at work
• started my fitness journey 🥳🥳🥳
December 29, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Idk who tf Sabrina Carpenter is but I am SICK of seeing and hearing her EVERYWHERE- give it a rest please!!!
December 29, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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If a Capricorn is “boring” around that means we don’t like you. Hope this helps.
If we’re talking about boring zodiacs

Capricorn
Taurus
Pisces
Virgo
Cancers

Are undoubtedly the 5 most boring zodiacs in the group. Y’all not all bad people (Cancers & Virgos are) but y’all just boring.
December 27, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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ALLOFUM
December 27, 2024 at 1:34 AM
2025 is a year for more adventures🫶🏽and here’s hoping that a sweet love finds its way to me🥹✨
December 27, 2024 at 1:51 AM
ain’t no fucking way my uncle waited 30 minutes for my aunt to get back so he could ask her to heat up a bowl of soup…
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December 27, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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me facing 2025
December 22, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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me facing 2025
December 22, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 12:57 AM
AND THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT
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December 21, 2024 at 12:45 AM
something about Dot and SZA voices together that sound heavenly
December 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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yeah SZA baby go ahead and upload the lyrics too, yk i love you girl but auntie need just a lil bit of help
December 20, 2024 at 8:23 PM
30 for 30 is sooooo damn good they brought dat heat fr
December 20, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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No one:
Every Black person I've ever known:

#blacksky #bluesky #colemandomingo
December 20, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Last day of work before getting a full week off😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 thank the lordt
December 20, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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This was GENIUS!! Doechii tapped Issa Rae for the culture!! 😍😍😍
December 20, 2024 at 12:42 AM
the way I just realized that today is actually not Friday …
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December 19, 2024 at 5:00 PM