I actually did some modeling, back in the day. You probably saw my ad for Bud FRIGHT in Vanity SCARE.

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In that case, I should be a shoe in. I'll be running as an independent with the SCREAM party.

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I started off in comics. Here's an early HEAD SHOT of mine. As you can tell, I used to be much easier on DEMISE.

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If you find that ENTRAILSting, you should see a side by side of Chucky and yours GHOULY.

I don't have much experience in an office. I temped at Lehman SMOTHERS, but that was it. I do have experience sitting behind a desk, though. Here I am interviewing Whoopi GHOULdburg.

Good MOURNING, kiddies. Your old pal, Cryptie, has been away for a while, but I'm back. Today, I'm sharing this culinary confection I cooked up in the crypt kitchen: BOO berry pancakes, with a side of pulled pork GASH browns. A HORRORver-easy egg and bacon round it out. I hope you like it.

Throwback to the time I met Arnold ScHORRORzenegger on set. God, I looked so young and vibrant back then!

If you manage to find it, the first HOUND is on me. Would you like a Bud FRIGHT? Or do you prefer a STIFF cocktail?

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