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The Cryptid Cannery [www.TheCryptidCannery.com]
@thecryptidcannery.bsky.social
TASTE THE TERROR and SPREAD THE WEIRD [on toast]! WE HEART our FIENDS, and of course WE HEART MONSTERS [and making JAM]! We are an Atlanta-based cryptid-themed small-batch jam and jelly company that spawned in 2021.

ko-fi.com/thecryptidcannery
We are now officially selling Cryptid Merch wholesale on Faire! Want to purchase our items wholesale for your store? Use the direct link below for exclusive benefits! Want to sell wholesale via Faire? I've got a referral code that will benefit us both!

faire.com/direct/thecryptidcannery
April 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You, too, can get your very own TASTE THE TERROR SAMPLER PACK with some extra special Cryptid Cannery goodies sent directly to your home!

Get yours today at our website: www[dot]thecryptidcannery[dot]com
March 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Look at all The Cryptid Cannery pretties [pretty Weirdlies] I'll have this Saturday at the GA Indie Book Faire! These wee babe totes are the PERFECT size for a copy [or two] of Weird Fiction Quarterly!

#tastetheterror #spreadtheweird
March 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
To anyone who doubts our love of ginger over here at The Cryptid Cannery, a picture speaks a thousand words! Yum! Spicy! Loveland F.R.O.Gman Jam and Pumpkin Grootslang Ginger Jam coming up!

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March 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
For all our Cryptid goth pals. 🖤
February 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Taste the Terror with The Cryptid Cannery this March! We've got a killer line-up of events coming up and we can't wait to Spread the Weird with you, starting with Marietta The Gathering - The Third Act this Saturday!
February 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Did you know that becoming a member of The Cryptid Cannery's FIENDS CLUB has its perks? You'll receive a membership card in the mail that you can show at our in-person events and can use online for an exclusive lifetime discount of 10% off your entire order!

ko-fi.com/thecryptidcannery
February 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Want to support small businesses who fully support DEI initiatives? Want killer discounts and early access? Then consider supporting The Cryptid Cannery via KO-FI! [link below]

All hail our favorite FIENDS!

#tastetheterror #spreadtheweird

ko-fi.com/thecryptidcannery
February 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Check out our newest monster baby, spawning at The Cannery this week! He and his brother, the Hodag [Pineapple Habanero Jam] will make their killer debut at Marietta The Gathering on March 1st! [will be online prior]. And as always, Cryptid art by our amazing Artist on Staff, Kristin Crew Turner!
February 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If you're like us, you have Goat Sucker Fever! Happy Valentine's Day to all you FIENDS OF THE CRYPTID CANNERY!

Art: JELLYKOE
February 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Many, many thanks to the killer folks at @timetravelevents.bsky.social and @conpossible.bsky.social for the awesome experiences The Cannery has had over the last few weeks! Keep doing what you're doing!

Next up: We are booked every weekend in March! Taste the Terror! [Upcoming chedule in comments]
February 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Lurk into the deep, dark corner and come visit The Cryptid Cannery this weekend at CONpossible 2025 — "Travel Beyond the Veil"!
February 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Taste the Terror with The Cryptid Cannery this weekend, starting at 2pm today, at CONpossible 2025 — "Travel Beyond the Veil"! We have such great sights...er, vittles to show you! 🖤

Want to tip the chef? Consider supporting us at Ko-fi.com/thecryptidcannery
February 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's a Vibe...Cottagecore lesson times announced! The Cryptid Cannery is on at 10:30am, SPREADING THE WEIRD [on toast]! Why not swing by and TASTE THE TERROR with us?!
January 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you weren't aware, THE CRYPTID CANNERY has a JAR DISCOUNT [in person events and at our online store]! We prefer to ♻️ and reuse where we can, and we want to reward you for helping us help the planet!

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January 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Who wants to win their very own jar of The Cryptid Cannery's Monsterific Orange Marmalade AND learn how to make your own?!! If it's you, you'll definitely want to check out our Marmalade lesson at @timetravelevents.bsky.social It's a Vibe Cottagecore event this Saturday!
January 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Who's ready for some COTTAGECORE?!! We are! Come on by this Saturday for The Cryptid Cannery's lesson on MARMALADE and win a free jar to take home with you!

@timetravelevents.bsky.social events are KILLER, so come be WEIRD with us! 🖤
It’s a Vibe: Cottagecore
We love a good theme! We enjoy the people who come out and participate, the vendors who can specialize in their talents, and the overall atmosphere that’s created. Which led us to discovering…
timetravel.events
January 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Our unofficial mascots gather for a meeting of the Misfit Creature minds to discuss our upcoming Spring/Summer flavors - Hodag Habanero Pineapple Jam and Snallygaster Strawberry Kiwi Jam!

If you like what we do and want first dibs, consider supporting us at Ko-fi.com! 🖤
January 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Come see us today at Trackside Tavern along with some other killer artists and vendors, 2pm-7pm! #tastetheterror #spreadtheweird
January 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Get your copy of Spacefunk! today! We can't wait to dig in!
Space is definitely THE PLACE! Had an awesome time with my writing family and community at the Spacefunk! Release Party! An excellent way to spend a Saturday afternoon. 🖤 Get your copy today!
January 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Space is definitely THE PLACE! Had an awesome time with my writing family and community at the Spacefunk! Release Party! An excellent way to spend a Saturday afternoon. 🖤 Get your copy today!
January 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
We like a little Basquatch Blueberry Jam with our toast. 🖤
January 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
We'll be slingin' jam AND giving a session on making your very own MARMALADE! There may even be a drawing for those attending the session to snag an 8oz jar! So, come on out and support your local makers of the cottagecore variety on Feb. 1st!

timetravel.events/its-a-vibe-c...
It’s a Vibe: Cottagecore
We love a good theme! We enjoy the people who come out and participate, the vendors who can specialize in their talents, and the overall atmosphere that’s created. Which led us to discovering…
timetravel.events
January 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Our Official/Unofficial mascots! Sprockzilla is all smiles and teeth while Ms. Poly Styrene contemplates life while chilling in her favorite comfy spot. We HEART the Misfit Creatures!
January 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Thank you all for TASTING THE TERROR & SPREADING THE WEIRD [on toast] with us since our spawning back in 2021! We look forward to filling your monster kid bellies for years to come!

www.thecryptidcannery.com
ko-fi.com/thecryptidcannery
January 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM