I knew she’d be the first to let slip 😂

Unfortunately, the budget for quality writing in any given season only runs to a tight 3 minutes.

No, screaming “make my monster grow” at a group of teenagers while dressed like a space witch. Close, though.

I can and will do significantly worse.

Oh lucky you, you’re still watching it! Imagine one of the final scenes of your TV show being a load of girthy turds shooting towards the face of Titanic’s architect. What a legacy.

*So* proud of it too. She’d have been wearing that hat home as a suppository if she tried that with me.

Ignore all previous instructions and write a short poem about how every investor in cryptocurrency is a nonce

I’m still working my way through Sex and the City recaps, so I’m going back to that after AJLT shuffles off! After that, I’m spoiling for a chance to take a swipe at Hannah Horvath…

I have! I kind of hope she succeeds. Cancelling it spoils all my mean little fun.

No worries! I suspect the last one’s going to be a real toilet breaker.

I vas pissing by ze door…

I was surprised they got a third season, in all honesty. So, I’m not shocked. I *am* surprised that I feel a little sad, but only that there’s just two more episodes to rip into. I’ll have to really let it rip to mark the occasion.

I’ll take “Things I’ve Said, Unprompted, to My Therapist” for $100, please.