The Creeping Crud
@thecreepingcrud.bsky.social
I’m all about UAPs/UFOs, AI, sleazy flicks, and pinup chicks. I love animals. I’m a children’s book author. Also, fuck maga. Follow me, or I’ll follow you home.
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I wrote a children’s book! Yes, me. And despite my love for horror, it doesn’t contain a single chainsaw murder. Check it out on Amazon! Sequel coming soon!
July 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This could be us, if we’d just turn the world over to the dolphins.
June 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This could be us, if we’d just turn the world over to the dolphins.
We need to prepare ourselves for the possibility that Sleestaks might be real.
June 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We need to prepare ourselves for the possibility that Sleestaks might be real.
The Three Stooges invented torture porn.
June 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The Three Stooges invented torture porn.
Movie idea: “Mountain Of The Living Dead”.
All of the dead bodies on Mt. Everest come back to life as zombies.
All of the dead bodies on Mt. Everest come back to life as zombies.
June 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Movie idea: “Mountain Of The Living Dead”.
All of the dead bodies on Mt. Everest come back to life as zombies.
All of the dead bodies on Mt. Everest come back to life as zombies.
🎵 🎶 The wheels on the tank go squeak squeak squeak 🎶 🎵
June 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
🎵 🎶 The wheels on the tank go squeak squeak squeak 🎶 🎵
The shooter was a security guard with a PhD.
Reportedly, his doctoral thesis was titled “You Can’t Park There: An Ethnographic Analysis of Parking Lot Sovereignty”.
Reportedly, his doctoral thesis was titled “You Can’t Park There: An Ethnographic Analysis of Parking Lot Sovereignty”.
June 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The shooter was a security guard with a PhD.
Reportedly, his doctoral thesis was titled “You Can’t Park There: An Ethnographic Analysis of Parking Lot Sovereignty”.
Reportedly, his doctoral thesis was titled “You Can’t Park There: An Ethnographic Analysis of Parking Lot Sovereignty”.
I’d pay $100 or more to watch a pay-per-view event with Kaitlin Collins and karoline leavitt wrestling each other.
June 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’d pay $100 or more to watch a pay-per-view event with Kaitlin Collins and karoline leavitt wrestling each other.
In Texas, “independent” means “I voted for trump, but don’t have the balls to admit it.”
June 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
In Texas, “independent” means “I voted for trump, but don’t have the balls to admit it.”
I’ve decided to become of those guys who plasters his walls with newspaper clippings, and stays up til 4am every night using push pins and yarn to make lines connecting them, and randomly sticking post-it notes to it that say stuff like “bank account?” and “Woman! Why??!”
June 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I’ve decided to become of those guys who plasters his walls with newspaper clippings, and stays up til 4am every night using push pins and yarn to make lines connecting them, and randomly sticking post-it notes to it that say stuff like “bank account?” and “Woman! Why??!”
If trump can say that Joe Biden was executed in 2020 and replaced with a robot; then I can say the Greys have a base under the ocean, the orbs may be angels or demons, the mothership will arrive in 2027, or any other crazy shit I want.
June 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If trump can say that Joe Biden was executed in 2020 and replaced with a robot; then I can say the Greys have a base under the ocean, the orbs may be angels or demons, the mothership will arrive in 2027, or any other crazy shit I want.
If you’re one of those people who believe you can accomplish anything if you set your mind to it, then you’ve never watched me try to drive a stick shift.
May 31, 2025 at 8:17 AM
If you’re one of those people who believe you can accomplish anything if you set your mind to it, then you’ve never watched me try to drive a stick shift.
That plane is the tackiest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. It’s ridiculously stupid.
I’m not even mad about the bribe or how unethical it is. I’m mad because the fucking plane is so ugly.
I’m not even mad about the bribe or how unethical it is. I’m mad because the fucking plane is so ugly.
May 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
That plane is the tackiest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. It’s ridiculously stupid.
I’m not even mad about the bribe or how unethical it is. I’m mad because the fucking plane is so ugly.
I’m not even mad about the bribe or how unethical it is. I’m mad because the fucking plane is so ugly.
“Before we fall asleep tonight, I thought it’d be fun to take a look back at every mistake you’ve made in the last 50 years. Can we bring up that PowerPoint, please?” ~ My brain
May 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“Before we fall asleep tonight, I thought it’d be fun to take a look back at every mistake you’ve made in the last 50 years. Can we bring up that PowerPoint, please?” ~ My brain
This isn’t the dystopia that I was promised.
There’s supposed to be cyborgs, flaming 55 gallon drums that everyone gets warm around, and some guy with a flaming guitar strapped to the front of a truck. It was supposed to be badass.
This dystopia blows.
There’s supposed to be cyborgs, flaming 55 gallon drums that everyone gets warm around, and some guy with a flaming guitar strapped to the front of a truck. It was supposed to be badass.
This dystopia blows.
May 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This isn’t the dystopia that I was promised.
There’s supposed to be cyborgs, flaming 55 gallon drums that everyone gets warm around, and some guy with a flaming guitar strapped to the front of a truck. It was supposed to be badass.
This dystopia blows.
There’s supposed to be cyborgs, flaming 55 gallon drums that everyone gets warm around, and some guy with a flaming guitar strapped to the front of a truck. It was supposed to be badass.
This dystopia blows.
A new whistleblower is saying that he was shown an alien spacecraft that had a US Air Force logo on it.
We just removed the old plates, and slapped a new sticker across it. 🤣
We just removed the old plates, and slapped a new sticker across it. 🤣
May 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
A new whistleblower is saying that he was shown an alien spacecraft that had a US Air Force logo on it.
We just removed the old plates, and slapped a new sticker across it. 🤣
We just removed the old plates, and slapped a new sticker across it. 🤣
I wonder how many horror movie screenplays are currently being written with this premise: They reopened Alcatraz, and accidentally awakened something.
May 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I wonder how many horror movie screenplays are currently being written with this premise: They reopened Alcatraz, and accidentally awakened something.
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May 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Future generations will learn about the Roswell crash in history class.
May 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Future generations will learn about the Roswell crash in history class.
I hate to tell everyone, but one of the alien species that was confirmed to exist yesterday are the Insectoids.
Human-sized, intelligent, telepathic cockroaches really exist.
Human-sized, intelligent, telepathic cockroaches really exist.
May 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I hate to tell everyone, but one of the alien species that was confirmed to exist yesterday are the Insectoids.
Human-sized, intelligent, telepathic cockroaches really exist.
Human-sized, intelligent, telepathic cockroaches really exist.
I’ve haddit with Reddit.
May 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I’ve haddit with Reddit.
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We’ve got AI that can write a PhD thesis in 45 seconds, but autocorrect still isn’t worth a dam.
April 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We’ve got AI that can write a PhD thesis in 45 seconds, but autocorrect still isn’t worth a dam.
