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I have a colleague of many years. His wife is either Sheena or Sheila, but because of his accent I could never definitely make it out.
So I always ask ‘how’s … the missus.’
So I always ask ‘how’s … the missus.’
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I have a colleague of many years. His wife is either Sheena or Sheila, but because of his accent I could never definitely make it out.
So I always ask ‘how’s … the missus.’
So I always ask ‘how’s … the missus.’
I don’t know why, but those give me The Fear. I see them in German flea markets all the time. The ones with the dent really freak me out.
Probably because I was forbidden to touch them, except for the incredibly stressful minutes when I was supposed to attach them to the precious tree.
Probably because I was forbidden to touch them, except for the incredibly stressful minutes when I was supposed to attach them to the precious tree.
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I don’t know why, but those give me The Fear. I see them in German flea markets all the time. The ones with the dent really freak me out.
Probably because I was forbidden to touch them, except for the incredibly stressful minutes when I was supposed to attach them to the precious tree.
Probably because I was forbidden to touch them, except for the incredibly stressful minutes when I was supposed to attach them to the precious tree.
With reference to attentive driving and stopping distances, describe a situation in which the driver behind could be NOT at fault for colliding with a vehicle ahead.
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
With reference to attentive driving and stopping distances, describe a situation in which the driver behind could be NOT at fault for colliding with a vehicle ahead.
‘‘tis though.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
‘‘tis though.
The driver behind is always at fault.
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The driver behind is always at fault.
Physically fiat, physically fiat, Physically, physically, physically fiat.
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Physically fiat, physically fiat, Physically, physically, physically fiat.
First weeks in advanced education terms are characterised by couples hooking up who look alike or similar.
Human behaviour.
Human behaviour.
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
First weeks in advanced education terms are characterised by couples hooking up who look alike or similar.
Human behaviour.
Human behaviour.
When I was that age and went to college, the poor cat continued to sit up on the garage roof where he could see the bus stop, in all weathers, every afternoon at the usual time.
On the days when I did come home he went full ‘I thought you died!’. I felt so guilty.
On the days when I did come home he went full ‘I thought you died!’. I felt so guilty.
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
When I was that age and went to college, the poor cat continued to sit up on the garage roof where he could see the bus stop, in all weathers, every afternoon at the usual time.
On the days when I did come home he went full ‘I thought you died!’. I felt so guilty.
On the days when I did come home he went full ‘I thought you died!’. I felt so guilty.
If that was the most he’d got it wouldn’t have gone far to incriminate a character that brushes off r@pe allegations like Cheeto dust.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If that was the most he’d got it wouldn’t have gone far to incriminate a character that brushes off r@pe allegations like Cheeto dust.
Binge watched the whole thing. A wet Sunday well spent.
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Binge watched the whole thing. A wet Sunday well spent.
Much can be rescued with lashings of Parmesan
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Much can be rescued with lashings of Parmesan
Hot liquid is your friend.
November 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hot liquid is your friend.
‘I don’t believe in an interventionist god, but i know darling that M&S salmon wellington is for you.’
November 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
‘I don’t believe in an interventionist god, but i know darling that M&S salmon wellington is for you.’
Oh wow!
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Oh wow!
He doesn’t think he did anything criminal. He’s not scared of being ‘caught’ he’s scared of being ‘caught out’ - a small person with no particular skills or redeeming qualities realising his game is up.
If your entire life with all its crappy secrets was in the spotlight wouldn’t you feel the same?
If your entire life with all its crappy secrets was in the spotlight wouldn’t you feel the same?
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
He doesn’t think he did anything criminal. He’s not scared of being ‘caught’ he’s scared of being ‘caught out’ - a small person with no particular skills or redeeming qualities realising his game is up.
If your entire life with all its crappy secrets was in the spotlight wouldn’t you feel the same?
If your entire life with all its crappy secrets was in the spotlight wouldn’t you feel the same?
Keeps the trickletreeters away anyway.
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Keeps the trickletreeters away anyway.
And I thought Fjällräven was a Skandi metal band.
True story.
True story.
October 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
And I thought Fjällräven was a Skandi metal band.
True story.
True story.
Maru was a Star. In a cardboard box.
RIPuss.
RIPuss.
October 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Maru was a Star. In a cardboard box.
RIPuss.
RIPuss.
There’s a name I haven’t heard in a while!
October 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
There’s a name I haven’t heard in a while!
‘More leisure for artists everywhere’
October 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
‘More leisure for artists everywhere’
A friend was astonished to find herself in love with another woman, in her early thirties. They’re celebrating their silver anniversary soon.
October 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A friend was astonished to find herself in love with another woman, in her early thirties. They’re celebrating their silver anniversary soon.
A lot of restaurants in our town *only* have a FB page and a google listing, or insta, no websites.
October 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
A lot of restaurants in our town *only* have a FB page and a google listing, or insta, no websites.
You can get access to a lot of interesting groups like local ‘what’s on’ feeds, hobby & self help groups.
So if you don’t want your friendship feed cluttered with those, it makes sense to have two accounts: one for browsing fesshole, one for the real ppl in your life.
So if you don’t want your friendship feed cluttered with those, it makes sense to have two accounts: one for browsing fesshole, one for the real ppl in your life.
October 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
You can get access to a lot of interesting groups like local ‘what’s on’ feeds, hobby & self help groups.
So if you don’t want your friendship feed cluttered with those, it makes sense to have two accounts: one for browsing fesshole, one for the real ppl in your life.
So if you don’t want your friendship feed cluttered with those, it makes sense to have two accounts: one for browsing fesshole, one for the real ppl in your life.