TheCrabsAteMe
thecrabsateme.bsky.social
TheCrabsAteMe
@thecrabsateme.bsky.social
Busy being eaten by crabs.

24 | she/her
Like many issues, we can chalk this up to a floating point error in ancient Christian code
December 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
That class was so good!! It was probably one of the electives I enjoyed the most and I wish so much I could visit the sites we talked about without fearing for my life
October 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
lemme at em
a cartoon of bugs bunny hanging upside down
ALT: a cartoon of bugs bunny hanging upside down
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September 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
time to move into the campus greenhouses?
August 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
...with bread?
August 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Find me a lesbian without a cat

Don't worry I can wait
August 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Butterknife is my goto with those ones, just don't stab yourself
August 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
You reply when you get the energy to girlie, anyone worth talking to will still be there when you do
August 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
it's true, you're a pretty darn smart cookie
August 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
👀 keep us posted
July 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My cat is an asshole who tries to eat other people's lawns. We don't typically get very far on our walks...
July 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
👀
June 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM