The Crab
@thecrab53.bsky.social
The Official bluesky account of the World Famous Crustacean Sensation.
The ma. It is just the mummy but with sue ann from ma instead of Imhotep.
September 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The ma. It is just the mummy but with sue ann from ma instead of Imhotep.
I Just said “if your mental health doesn’t kill you, I will” about someone pathetic I briefly encountered and honestly? I cooked. I know this isn’t the “heckin good doggo” vibe for Bluesky but we need more negativity on this app. More hoes, too.
September 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I Just said “if your mental health doesn’t kill you, I will” about someone pathetic I briefly encountered and honestly? I cooked. I know this isn’t the “heckin good doggo” vibe for Bluesky but we need more negativity on this app. More hoes, too.
Have we done #subtweetsummer on here yet?
June 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Have we done #subtweetsummer on here yet?
Trump vs. Elon feels like a work tbh.
June 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Trump vs. Elon feels like a work tbh.
First “would rather be kissing” on bluesky. #wherethewhitewomenat
June 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
First “would rather be kissing” on bluesky. #wherethewhitewomenat
Central Florida hardcore is crazy because they’re like “free Palestine, fuck Trump, guns are sick”. The average Republican can’t process it, I fear.
May 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Central Florida hardcore is crazy because they’re like “free Palestine, fuck Trump, guns are sick”. The average Republican can’t process it, I fear.
Not really reposting on here. Just kinda talking.
May 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Not really reposting on here. Just kinda talking.
All my friends wouldn’t be mad if I played Von Dutch at their funeral.
April 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
All my friends wouldn’t be mad if I played Von Dutch at their funeral.
Every minute I see Sydney Sweeney on screen, takes a minute off my life.
April 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Every minute I see Sydney Sweeney on screen, takes a minute off my life.
Yesterday was Good Friday. Apparently today is jackass Saturday. #shadyspring
April 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yesterday was Good Friday. Apparently today is jackass Saturday. #shadyspring
If you went to Coachella, just know we all talked shit about you.
April 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If you went to Coachella, just know we all talked shit about you.
What if I start a band called dinosaur jr jr JR??
April 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
What if I start a band called dinosaur jr jr JR??
#crabatthegig hey why are people still wearing banana costumes to shows? What’s the vibe going into that choice?
April 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
#crabatthegig hey why are people still wearing banana costumes to shows? What’s the vibe going into that choice?
What are those freaks in silent planet up to? I gotta dive back into them.
April 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
What are those freaks in silent planet up to? I gotta dive back into them.
#crabatthegig could’ve gone my whole life not listening to loathe. Goooollyyy do they rip, though. How are they doing this?
April 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
#crabatthegig could’ve gone my whole life not listening to loathe. Goooollyyy do they rip, though. How are they doing this?
#crabatthegig the dangerous summer is so underrated. We’re sleeping on them.
April 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
#crabatthegig the dangerous summer is so underrated. We’re sleeping on them.
#crabatthegig my phone automatically connects to the house of blues WiFi (not a flex)
April 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
#crabatthegig my phone automatically connects to the house of blues WiFi (not a flex)
#crabatthegig the millennials are clinging to skinny jeans.
April 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
#crabatthegig the millennials are clinging to skinny jeans.
#crabatthegig at a show where I am the age demographic. I’m the exact person who should be here.
April 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
#crabatthegig at a show where I am the age demographic. I’m the exact person who should be here.