The Cosmic Dope
@thecosmicpope.bsky.social
Just a monkey in an orange hat
Bruh 😭
Hope your place didn’t get flooded or have any water damage
Hope your place didn’t get flooded or have any water damage
August 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Bruh 😭
Hope your place didn’t get flooded or have any water damage
Hope your place didn’t get flooded or have any water damage
You were the chosen ones! It was said that you would protect the eyes, not poke them!
July 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You were the chosen ones! It was said that you would protect the eyes, not poke them!
That which shall not be drank- Oldmalört
June 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
That which shall not be drank- Oldmalört
The most challenging opponent in any tournament is Pad 🥲
April 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The most challenging opponent in any tournament is Pad 🥲
If you can make it past the head helmet stage, you can throw it back in a ponytail. Makes for a cuter head shake each time you get an excellent that was totally pad 🙃
April 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
If you can make it past the head helmet stage, you can throw it back in a ponytail. Makes for a cuter head shake each time you get an excellent that was totally pad 🙃
I agree with that sentiment, especially as people have even more freedom nowadays to play as they wish. For competitive play it’s even weirder to want to stagnate the meta since being competitive almost by definition means being adaptable imo
February 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I agree with that sentiment, especially as people have even more freedom nowadays to play as they wish. For competitive play it’s even weirder to want to stagnate the meta since being competitive almost by definition means being adaptable imo
Beware the woahhhs 😱
February 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Beware the woahhhs 😱
That’s the beauty of the game - we can be stuck in 2009 and still have fun 😎
February 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
That’s the beauty of the game - we can be stuck in 2009 and still have fun 😎
A Cold Observation.
A Cryptic Equation.
A Cryptic Equation.
February 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A Cold Observation.
A Cryptic Equation.
A Cryptic Equation.
If you never know what day it is, every day is Whensday
December 17, 2024 at 7:21 PM
If you never know what day it is, every day is Whensday
“Would you like to round up your total to $69 for charity?”
December 12, 2024 at 4:22 PM
“Would you like to round up your total to $69 for charity?”
Ghosts or aliens - no other explanation tbh
December 10, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Ghosts or aliens - no other explanation tbh
Finally gonna eat my fruit, eh? 😏
December 6, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Finally gonna eat my fruit, eh? 😏
Gotta be Splatterhouse for the TurboGrafx-16. I was probably 2 or 3 at the time?
December 1, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Gotta be Splatterhouse for the TurboGrafx-16. I was probably 2 or 3 at the time?
Can’t have pop-up headlights but we can have trucks with 9ft tall hoods to crush pedestrians. I guess it is okay if the car design guarantees they don’t suffer 🙃
November 30, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Can’t have pop-up headlights but we can have trucks with 9ft tall hoods to crush pedestrians. I guess it is okay if the car design guarantees they don’t suffer 🙃