The Cool Teacher ✌🏻
@thecoolteacher67.bsky.social
Shit my students say
& school shenanigans
& school shenanigans
(Overheard, as students leave)
Student: “Every day, this class strays father from God…”
(Is this a critique of my classroom management skills…?) 🙈🙈
Student: “Every day, this class strays father from God…”
(Is this a critique of my classroom management skills…?) 🙈🙈
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
(Overheard, as students leave)
Student: “Every day, this class strays father from God…”
(Is this a critique of my classroom management skills…?) 🙈🙈
Student: “Every day, this class strays father from God…”
(Is this a critique of my classroom management skills…?) 🙈🙈
(Overheard in class)
Student: Does your mom have Snap? Can I add her?
😳🙈
Student: Does your mom have Snap? Can I add her?
😳🙈
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
(Overheard in class)
Student: Does your mom have Snap? Can I add her?
😳🙈
Student: Does your mom have Snap? Can I add her?
😳🙈
(Overheard between classes)
Student: Her? She looks like she got her cl*t pierced at Claire’s.
😳🤔
Student: Her? She looks like she got her cl*t pierced at Claire’s.
😳🤔
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
(Overheard between classes)
Student: Her? She looks like she got her cl*t pierced at Claire’s.
😳🤔
Student: Her? She looks like she got her cl*t pierced at Claire’s.
😳🤔
Student 1: Did you see the aid for that one kid, in 3rd bell?
Student 2: Yeah! She totally lifted a cheek and farted so loud! The whole class heard!
S1: I couldn’t stop laughing! And, she was really old.
(Both at me)
S2: Like, older than you. Like “wrinkles-old”!
🙈🙈
Student 2: Yeah! She totally lifted a cheek and farted so loud! The whole class heard!
S1: I couldn’t stop laughing! And, she was really old.
(Both at me)
S2: Like, older than you. Like “wrinkles-old”!
🙈🙈
October 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Student 1: Did you see the aid for that one kid, in 3rd bell?
Student 2: Yeah! She totally lifted a cheek and farted so loud! The whole class heard!
S1: I couldn’t stop laughing! And, she was really old.
(Both at me)
S2: Like, older than you. Like “wrinkles-old”!
🙈🙈
Student 2: Yeah! She totally lifted a cheek and farted so loud! The whole class heard!
S1: I couldn’t stop laughing! And, she was really old.
(Both at me)
S2: Like, older than you. Like “wrinkles-old”!
🙈🙈
Overheard from a group of students:
Student: Would you rather jump off of the Empire State Building, or the Golden Gate Bridge?
Other Student: Empire State Building. Especially if my op was walking by!
🙈🙈
Student: Would you rather jump off of the Empire State Building, or the Golden Gate Bridge?
Other Student: Empire State Building. Especially if my op was walking by!
🙈🙈
October 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Overheard from a group of students:
Student: Would you rather jump off of the Empire State Building, or the Golden Gate Bridge?
Other Student: Empire State Building. Especially if my op was walking by!
🙈🙈
Student: Would you rather jump off of the Empire State Building, or the Golden Gate Bridge?
Other Student: Empire State Building. Especially if my op was walking by!
🙈🙈
Student: Can I show you something?
Me: Sure
Student: *pulls out phone, shows a pic of their face, with safety pins through their eyebrow & nostril*
Me: …
Student: So, now I know how to do it, myself!
Me: Oh yeah?
Student: I mean, might go to a professional next time.
Me: God, I hope so…
Me: Sure
Student: *pulls out phone, shows a pic of their face, with safety pins through their eyebrow & nostril*
Me: …
Student: So, now I know how to do it, myself!
Me: Oh yeah?
Student: I mean, might go to a professional next time.
Me: God, I hope so…
October 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Student: Can I show you something?
Me: Sure
Student: *pulls out phone, shows a pic of their face, with safety pins through their eyebrow & nostril*
Me: …
Student: So, now I know how to do it, myself!
Me: Oh yeah?
Student: I mean, might go to a professional next time.
Me: God, I hope so…
Me: Sure
Student: *pulls out phone, shows a pic of their face, with safety pins through their eyebrow & nostril*
Me: …
Student: So, now I know how to do it, myself!
Me: Oh yeah?
Student: I mean, might go to a professional next time.
Me: God, I hope so…
Student: I’m turning 16 next week. That’s so old!
Me: you know I turned 40 this year, right?
Student: What? We thought you were like, 25!
🤔😂
Me: you know I turned 40 this year, right?
Student: What? We thought you were like, 25!
🤔😂
October 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Student: I’m turning 16 next week. That’s so old!
Me: you know I turned 40 this year, right?
Student: What? We thought you were like, 25!
🤔😂
Me: you know I turned 40 this year, right?
Student: What? We thought you were like, 25!
🤔😂