they're saying nice things about you in the group chat

I don't see much point in arguing which elderly racist white man is technically responsible for this particular fuckup

As if this week wasn't bad enough, my hockey team just got their backs blown the fuck out for the third game in a row

Public libraries are cool and badass

Can tell I'm old now bc the first thing I think when I see a house elaborately decorated for Christmas is "well, christ, who's got the storage space?"