thecoolcats
@thecoolcats.bsky.social
unprofessional human being and petramancer
jan pi toki pona
jan pi toki pona
*while pointing to graph* our annual reports show that by quarter four, this town won't be big enough for the two of us
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
*while pointing to graph* our annual reports show that by quarter four, this town won't be big enough for the two of us
"new email found where orange man blatantly admits to committing horrendous crimes with the horrendous crime man" and then his henchmen continue to be in denial
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"new email found where orange man blatantly admits to committing horrendous crimes with the horrendous crime man" and then his henchmen continue to be in denial
some demonic spirit has compelled me to learn php
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
some demonic spirit has compelled me to learn php
calling conventions are for the WEAK and TIMID. REAL MEN write their functions HOWEVER THE FUCK IS CONVENIENT TO THEM
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
calling conventions are for the WEAK and TIMID. REAL MEN write their functions HOWEVER THE FUCK IS CONVENIENT TO THEM
it is time-honoured Canadian tradition to be stabbed in the chest by a poppy every year, and these WOKE schools want to take this tradition away from our children /hj
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it is time-honoured Canadian tradition to be stabbed in the chest by a poppy every year, and these WOKE schools want to take this tradition away from our children /hj
a future without a heap
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
a future without a heap
they say a picture is worth a thousand words, but I went to the currency exchange and they said they didn't accept pictures
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
they say a picture is worth a thousand words, but I went to the currency exchange and they said they didn't accept pictures
progressive web app? no thank you, I'd like a socialist web app
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
progressive web app? no thank you, I'd like a socialist web app
they released a new special IKEA set that you have to build yourself
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
they released a new special IKEA set that you have to build yourself
even Mozilla isnt free from AI bullshit
The Rust YouTube channel is temporarily unavailable, while we resolve an issue with a compromised connected account that was used to publish scam livestreams. We expect the channel to be back online shortly. No other Rust infrastructure is affected.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
even Mozilla isnt free from AI bullshit
one man's preprocessing directives are another man's turing machine
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
one man's preprocessing directives are another man's turing machine
New programmer hired at company, rewrites everything in RUST. Many such cases
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
New programmer hired at company, rewrites everything in RUST. Many such cases
i hate the monopoly in the browser market
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i hate the monopoly in the browser market
"itll come back to bite me" has a *very* different meaning when it comes to vampires
November 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"itll come back to bite me" has a *very* different meaning when it comes to vampires
wait I just realized. my phone (a pixel 6a) has the codename bluejay
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
wait I just realized. my phone (a pixel 6a) has the codename bluejay
something something bluejays I dont follow sports
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
something something bluejays I dont follow sports
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we can use 8 year old laptops like they were made yesterday
why can't we use 8 year old phones
why can't we use 8 year old phones
May 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
we can use 8 year old laptops like they were made yesterday
why can't we use 8 year old phones
why can't we use 8 year old phones
what do you do when the compiler is actually the problem for once and your code is perfect
November 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
what do you do when the compiler is actually the problem for once and your code is perfect
we dont need like five companies owning half of the entire fucking internet
October 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
we dont need like five companies owning half of the entire fucking internet
normalize not bringing your phone to the washroom its fucking disgusting
October 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
normalize not bringing your phone to the washroom its fucking disgusting
i wish a cute gay girl had ownership of me
Rust isn't just about "memory safety". There are so many great aspects of the language that have little to do with ownership. Things like pretty, gay women.
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i wish a cute gay girl had ownership of me
would be better as a brainfuck script smh /hj
as much as i like the EU
the ERA made a tool to calculate ETCS braking curves (very useful!)
it's a fucking excel spreadsheet
i can't use it because the macros only work in excel
the ERA made a tool to calculate ETCS braking curves (very useful!)
it's a fucking excel spreadsheet
i can't use it because the macros only work in excel
October 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
would be better as a brainfuck script smh /hj
im a worthless piece of shit
October 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
im a worthless piece of shit
ok but this is actually fire
In this Pride Month, let us remember that #FunctionalProgramming has the privilege and honour to share our beloved λ with the Lesbian community. Let's go Lesbians!
October 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
ok but this is actually fire
Reposted by thecoolcats
In this Pride Month, let us remember that #FunctionalProgramming has the privilege and honour to share our beloved λ with the Lesbian community. Let's go Lesbians!
June 3, 2025 at 9:12 AM
In this Pride Month, let us remember that #FunctionalProgramming has the privilege and honour to share our beloved λ with the Lesbian community. Let's go Lesbians!