Overfed Moose
@theconfusedmoose.bsky.social
26 • He/They • Gay/Demi • Twitter Refugee • Belly Enthusiast & Haver • Probably Sitting On a Green Otter • Sometimes a Dog
Man, I love when my cat
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Man, I love when my cat
...Having fun, there, bud?
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
...Having fun, there, bud?
Some folks I know have had the sneaking suspicion that I've slowly been getting fatter since I last weighed myself.
Well, I stepped on a scale the other day and saw the number and I can confirm that, yes, I have been getting fatter
Well, I stepped on a scale the other day and saw the number and I can confirm that, yes, I have been getting fatter
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Some folks I know have had the sneaking suspicion that I've slowly been getting fatter since I last weighed myself.
Well, I stepped on a scale the other day and saw the number and I can confirm that, yes, I have been getting fatter
Well, I stepped on a scale the other day and saw the number and I can confirm that, yes, I have been getting fatter
I made some bomb ass Mac n Cheese tonight
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I made some bomb ass Mac n Cheese tonight
Breaking News: This cat is the most perfect being in existence and it's not close.
September 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Breaking News: This cat is the most perfect being in existence and it's not close.
The other day, I discovered that you can order custom self-inking stamps online, sooooooo....
September 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The other day, I discovered that you can order custom self-inking stamps online, sooooooo....
I'll take a slot
August 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'll take a slot
A handy chart detailing the dynamics of our household
🖼️: @/cowdypie.bsky.social
🖼️: @/cowdypie.bsky.social
July 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
A handy chart detailing the dynamics of our household
🖼️: @/cowdypie.bsky.social
🖼️: @/cowdypie.bsky.social
July 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Man, I love this cat so much
July 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Man, I love this cat so much
Tricking my idiot son into drinking water by making him think he's not supposed to
June 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Tricking my idiot son into drinking water by making him think he's not supposed to
I've been trying out MarioKart World on @rudds.bsky.social's Switch 2 and he's been urging me to post this clip
June 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I've been trying out MarioKart World on @rudds.bsky.social's Switch 2 and he's been urging me to post this clip
Every king needs a throne
Luckily my partially busted fat-ass chair is juuuuuust wide enough for him to stretch out
Luckily my partially busted fat-ass chair is juuuuuust wide enough for him to stretch out
June 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Every king needs a throne
Luckily my partially busted fat-ass chair is juuuuuust wide enough for him to stretch out
Luckily my partially busted fat-ass chair is juuuuuust wide enough for him to stretch out
I just think he's neat
May 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I just think he's neat
There's a joke about finger food in here somewhere
February 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
There's a joke about finger food in here somewhere
How can a creature that's so baby be so chaotic neutral?
February 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
How can a creature that's so baby be so chaotic neutral?
We had to close Onion off in the bedroom for a bit while we were eating. We heard him going absolutely fucking bonkers on the other side of the door, so we went to check on him and as soon as we opened it he CLIMBED THE FUCKING DOOR
December 22, 2024 at 8:54 PM
We had to close Onion off in the bedroom for a bit while we were eating. We heard him going absolutely fucking bonkers on the other side of the door, so we went to check on him and as soon as we opened it he CLIMBED THE FUCKING DOOR
@rudds.bsky.social and I have been watching The Try Guys Without a Recipe show and got inspired to make our own Bao
They turned out pretty good!
They turned out pretty good!
December 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
@rudds.bsky.social and I have been watching The Try Guys Without a Recipe show and got inspired to make our own Bao
They turned out pretty good!
They turned out pretty good!
My Spotify Wrapped:
Admittedly, my top artists look a lot like what I listened to in high school
Admittedly, my top artists look a lot like what I listened to in high school
December 8, 2024 at 3:31 PM
My Spotify Wrapped:
Admittedly, my top artists look a lot like what I listened to in high school
Admittedly, my top artists look a lot like what I listened to in high school
My son is so precious, I love him so much
December 1, 2024 at 4:39 AM
My son is so precious, I love him so much
Our new cat has thankfully gotten over his cold, and as such, his personality has gone from "Sleepy Snuggle Baby" to "Rambunctious Knife Tornado"
He's still a good precious boy, though. Here he is stealing my chair for the thousandth time
He's still a good precious boy, though. Here he is stealing my chair for the thousandth time
November 19, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Our new cat has thankfully gotten over his cold, and as such, his personality has gone from "Sleepy Snuggle Baby" to "Rambunctious Knife Tornado"
He's still a good precious boy, though. Here he is stealing my chair for the thousandth time
He's still a good precious boy, though. Here he is stealing my chair for the thousandth time
Today we both learned that Onion is very food motivated. Especially when it's yours...
I had ice cream at my workstation and he proceeded to parkour from the kitchen table, to my thigh, onto my desk to go try and stick his face in it
I had ice cream at my workstation and he proceeded to parkour from the kitchen table, to my thigh, onto my desk to go try and stick his face in it
November 12, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Today we both learned that Onion is very food motivated. Especially when it's yours...
I had ice cream at my workstation and he proceeded to parkour from the kitchen table, to my thigh, onto my desk to go try and stick his face in it
I had ice cream at my workstation and he proceeded to parkour from the kitchen table, to my thigh, onto my desk to go try and stick his face in it
Meet Onion - the newest addition to our apartment
He's been very sweet and cuddly in his first few days here and constantly wants to curl up next to one of us. He's also a professional biscuit maker and counter-top climber
(He's ALSO been a very good distraction from *gestures at everything*)
He's been very sweet and cuddly in his first few days here and constantly wants to curl up next to one of us. He's also a professional biscuit maker and counter-top climber
(He's ALSO been a very good distraction from *gestures at everything*)
November 7, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Meet Onion - the newest addition to our apartment
He's been very sweet and cuddly in his first few days here and constantly wants to curl up next to one of us. He's also a professional biscuit maker and counter-top climber
(He's ALSO been a very good distraction from *gestures at everything*)
He's been very sweet and cuddly in his first few days here and constantly wants to curl up next to one of us. He's also a professional biscuit maker and counter-top climber
(He's ALSO been a very good distraction from *gestures at everything*)
I have earned the trust of my boyfriend's cat, and now she'll just come lay next to me when I'm chilling in bed. It's really sweet
October 21, 2024 at 9:41 PM
I have earned the trust of my boyfriend's cat, and now she'll just come lay next to me when I'm chilling in bed. It's really sweet