Colin M.D. Barton
@thecolinshow.bsky.social
Proud Alumnus of Silly Goose University
Do we FW the haircut chat
May 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Do we FW the haircut chat
It’s been a minute but we back
May 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It’s been a minute but we back
Currently wishing I was a legal adult back when fear factor was airing cause my ass woulda applied in a heartbeat
December 7, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Currently wishing I was a legal adult back when fear factor was airing cause my ass woulda applied in a heartbeat
Respiratory Infection with Laryngitis is 0/10 wouldn’t recommend (seriously my voice sounds like I’ve been chain smoking for 20 years)
November 30, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Respiratory Infection with Laryngitis is 0/10 wouldn’t recommend (seriously my voice sounds like I’ve been chain smoking for 20 years)
Having trouble remembering this app exists send help
November 27, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Having trouble remembering this app exists send help
Breaking up with a good person because it’s not a good fit hurts like hell I’m Ngl
November 24, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Breaking up with a good person because it’s not a good fit hurts like hell I’m Ngl
Astro Bot game of the year
November 19, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Astro Bot game of the year
Thinking about Broseph Rodriguez today
November 17, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Thinking about Broseph Rodriguez today
Bruh the women’s fight was 10x more entertaining I’m sorry
November 16, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Bruh the women’s fight was 10x more entertaining I’m sorry
Cobra Kai is so damn good y’all
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Cobra Kai is so damn good y’all
Do I go to the Christmas singles party next month
November 15, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Do I go to the Christmas singles party next month
GETTING DOUBLE MY NORMAL PAYCHECK FOR THANKSGIVING WE ARE SO UP
November 15, 2024 at 3:55 AM
GETTING DOUBLE MY NORMAL PAYCHECK FOR THANKSGIVING WE ARE SO UP
Let the record show I will be binging all of cobra Kai season 6 part 2 tonight
November 15, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Let the record show I will be binging all of cobra Kai season 6 part 2 tonight
Mae Martin you are one lucky individual
November 15, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Mae Martin you are one lucky individual
When I tell y’all I will be SEATED on premiere night
November 14, 2024 at 11:54 PM
When I tell y’all I will be SEATED on premiere night
Everyone in the maze runner when Thomas arrived:
November 14, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Everyone in the maze runner when Thomas arrived:
Okay really minor but I like how they brought back the juror walk instead of having them be there already #Survivor47
November 14, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Okay really minor but I like how they brought back the juror walk instead of having them be there already #Survivor47
I quite literally am in a bathroom stall with headphones watching this tribal council and I couldn’t be happier #Survivor47
November 14, 2024 at 2:23 AM
I quite literally am in a bathroom stall with headphones watching this tribal council and I couldn’t be happier #Survivor47
People Magazine has named Colin Barton as 2024’s Sexiest Man Alive (I’m Delusional)
November 13, 2024 at 3:26 AM
People Magazine has named Colin Barton as 2024’s Sexiest Man Alive (I’m Delusional)
The scientist is one of the best songs ever made argue with the wall
November 13, 2024 at 12:27 AM
The scientist is one of the best songs ever made argue with the wall
Figured out how this works so congrats to whoever’s on this 🕺
November 13, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Figured out how this works so congrats to whoever’s on this 🕺
Officially ended my situationship 🕺
November 12, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Officially ended my situationship 🕺
I’m losing the will to live
November 11, 2024 at 8:03 PM
I’m losing the will to live