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Alicia
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The 1980s ate my bed.
It was the most inexpensive flannel bedding that still counted as flannel. much like the sheets of our childhood.
Nostalgic and warm enough so far.
Also, Skooma.
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Skooma's reaction to my rendition of Jolene.
I'll eventually find something she likes.
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Reposted by Alicia
Chemists discovered a powerful hidden antibiotic that’s 100 times stronger than existing ones and effective against deadly superbugs.

The study has been published in the Journal of the American Chemical Society. YES, it is PEER-REVIEWED.
pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/...

🧪🧵⬇️
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Stuffed mouse.
vroom vroom

ah, gaming...
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I sang Yippie-ki-yay to Skooma 🐈‍⬛️ She looked affronted, ears in airplane form, then stalked out of the room.
No appreciation for kesha.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
It's fall enough that I need to bring out my light box.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Piiiimmmeeeeennnnnttooooooo!!!!!!
He broke a glass tumbler. It had coffee in it. A crime both heinous and foul.
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
#sotd Royal Earth EDP - The Harmonist

Powdery iris. much powder, wow. Earthy/musty wood, like a rotting backyard fence. A little sweet vegetal green in the back peeking in/out. Abuela's iris garden :)
The iris kept ramping up tho. Got a headache on hour 2 :(
I wish it was violet instead of iris.
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
duuuude
Intuit, parent company of TurboTax, donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration. Always follow the money.
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This account smells like:

Cat fur, peppers, an open spreadsheet, chocolate & comfort food, the pages of books & a glass of wine, heavy jasmine on an ocean breeze, sTrEsS, the ink of a freshly written page, vetiver & violets & paints, pure nonsense fueled by a pot of coffee

#perfumesky #scentsky
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
IDK what sins I have committed to end up on Ɛr1Ka Ki.rK's postal mailing list.
But, as penance, i'm gonna donate 1/2 my grocery $ for the month to the @CLU, PBS, pl@nnedpar.ent.h00d, & a local food bank.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Banana chocolate chip bread pudding

To make them, I used up stale donuts, a brown banana, and chocolate chips that had gotten waxy bloom. Preventing food waste!

I'm going to freeze half of this, so I don't eat it all at once.
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
vague post: chisme-mas
💜💜💜💜💜
November 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Post performance tiredness + possible cold kept me from going to an in-person community swap event. :(((

I spent the day online. I had a whirlwind day fueled by coffee, dayquil, and unhinged lesbians. I laughed a lot today, and had laugh induced coughing fits. Definitely worth missing out on swaps.
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Reposted by Alicia
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Skooma 🐈‍⬛️ stole a wedge of parmesan cheese and ate part of it. I discovered this too late. She is running around the house, uncatchably fast, barfing. She's doing a fair imitation of a fire hose, but with vomit
#catowner
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
#sotd Lemon Creme by Ganache Parfums, layered w/Milk by Commodity
Normally lemon creme is a lemon bar & Milk is a woody marshmallow. The lemon & woods gets aggressively furniture-polishy on me. The marshmallow seems sharp. Any nuance each had eaten by the other. No biscuit or cream note. Sweet tho.
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Each cat has a different sounding bell on their collar. so that way, I know which little m9therf*ck3r just attacked me in the middle of the night.
It was Pimento.
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I've never been so happy to have a t0xic mess walk back into my life.
May the show be grand. May only willing participants be bruised. May I remain, always, in the audience.
*knocks wood*
*spins around 3x clockwise*
October 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Reposted by Alicia
Federal election monitors are coming to California after MAGA Republicans demanded “oversight.” Make NO mistake, our elections are safe and secure. What they fear isn’t fraud – it’s working people voting. #YesOnProp50

apnews.com/article/doj-...
DOJ prepares to send election monitors to California, New Jersey following requests from state GOPs
The Department of Justice is preparing to send federal election observers to California and New Jersey next month, targeting two Democratic states holding off-year elections following requests from th...
apnews.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
oh gawds, how can Skooma smell so bad? 🤢
October 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM