As Told By Carl
@thecoffeecarl.com
FinTech Exec turned Entrepreneur.
I Sell Real Estate & own coffee shops.
I live Uptown NYC,
and sometimes, I’m in ATL.
Mostly tho, I just live. 😎
I Sell Real Estate & own coffee shops.
I live Uptown NYC,
and sometimes, I’m in ATL.
Mostly tho, I just live. 😎
ask my staff to keep up with inventory. They tell me we are out of
Croissants. Do NOT mention we are out of coffee beans.
We are, a coffee shop.
Croissants. Do NOT mention we are out of coffee beans.
We are, a coffee shop.
March 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
ask my staff to keep up with inventory. They tell me we are out of
Croissants. Do NOT mention we are out of coffee beans.
We are, a coffee shop.
Croissants. Do NOT mention we are out of coffee beans.
We are, a coffee shop.
I’m gonna try blue sky again.
Something pissed my smooth off and I was over it.
But I like it here.
Imma try again.
Something pissed my smooth off and I was over it.
But I like it here.
Imma try again.
February 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I’m gonna try blue sky again.
Something pissed my smooth off and I was over it.
But I like it here.
Imma try again.
Something pissed my smooth off and I was over it.
But I like it here.
Imma try again.
Since 2021, I’ve given everything to my business. I can’t even quantify all that sacrificed along the way.
So many of you have asked, “How can I support your shop?” Well:
HTTP://IAMBLACK.COFFEE
Whether you buy a bag of coffee, a cup, or even just a sticker—it means something to me.
So many of you have asked, “How can I support your shop?” Well:
HTTP://IAMBLACK.COFFEE
Whether you buy a bag of coffee, a cup, or even just a sticker—it means something to me.
February 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Since 2021, I’ve given everything to my business. I can’t even quantify all that sacrificed along the way.
So many of you have asked, “How can I support your shop?” Well:
HTTP://IAMBLACK.COFFEE
Whether you buy a bag of coffee, a cup, or even just a sticker—it means something to me.
So many of you have asked, “How can I support your shop?” Well:
HTTP://IAMBLACK.COFFEE
Whether you buy a bag of coffee, a cup, or even just a sticker—it means something to me.
So glad so many of you won’t be logged on Ticketmaster when the tickets drop since the world is falling apart.
I’m going at least 3 times.
I’m going at least 3 times.
February 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
So glad so many of you won’t be logged on Ticketmaster when the tickets drop since the world is falling apart.
I’m going at least 3 times.
I’m going at least 3 times.
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January 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
lol. Drake withdrew the petition against Spotify and UMG.
I….. this is the most anticlimating ending of such a beef that there’s ever been. Did he just decide to accept the ‘L’?
This is actually when he shoulda released “Honestly, Nevermind” 😂
I….. this is the most anticlimating ending of such a beef that there’s ever been. Did he just decide to accept the ‘L’?
This is actually when he shoulda released “Honestly, Nevermind” 😂
January 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
lol. Drake withdrew the petition against Spotify and UMG.
I….. this is the most anticlimating ending of such a beef that there’s ever been. Did he just decide to accept the ‘L’?
This is actually when he shoulda released “Honestly, Nevermind” 😂
I….. this is the most anticlimating ending of such a beef that there’s ever been. Did he just decide to accept the ‘L’?
This is actually when he shoulda released “Honestly, Nevermind” 😂
Black gays say Billy Porter is unattractive, annoying, too old, too fem, etc.
So, Billy Porter married a yt man and we said oh of course he got a yt man.
But we PUBLICLY criticize him and ostracize him.
Who was gonna love him?! Hmm? Since u wrote ur think piece and u know everything.
So, Billy Porter married a yt man and we said oh of course he got a yt man.
But we PUBLICLY criticize him and ostracize him.
Who was gonna love him?! Hmm? Since u wrote ur think piece and u know everything.
a woman is crying and asking who else was going to love me
ALT: a woman is crying and asking who else was going to love me
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Black gays say Billy Porter is unattractive, annoying, too old, too fem, etc.
So, Billy Porter married a yt man and we said oh of course he got a yt man.
But we PUBLICLY criticize him and ostracize him.
Who was gonna love him?! Hmm? Since u wrote ur think piece and u know everything.
So, Billy Porter married a yt man and we said oh of course he got a yt man.
But we PUBLICLY criticize him and ostracize him.
Who was gonna love him?! Hmm? Since u wrote ur think piece and u know everything.
External
Revenue
Service
It’s..whew.
Revenue
Service
It’s..whew.
January 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
External
Revenue
Service
It’s..whew.
Revenue
Service
It’s..whew.
I mean. I respect it.
January 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I mean. I respect it.
How Much was Rent when you got your first apartment?
1050. I was 22. Fresh out of college. 💙🫶🏽
1050. I was 22. Fresh out of college. 💙🫶🏽
January 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
How Much was Rent when you got your first apartment?
1050. I was 22. Fresh out of college. 💙🫶🏽
1050. I was 22. Fresh out of college. 💙🫶🏽
Ain’t nobody gotta make Frank right!
January 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ain’t nobody gotta make Frank right!
Post you from a different era of your life. (22 in this pic.)
January 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Post you from a different era of your life. (22 in this pic.)
When did you know? (🏳️🌈)
Tyson Beckford. Unbreak my heart.
Tyson Beckford. Unbreak my heart.
January 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
When did you know? (🏳️🌈)
Tyson Beckford. Unbreak my heart.
Tyson Beckford. Unbreak my heart.
Donald Trump said “all hell will break lose if Hamas hasn’t released the hostages by 1/20”.
But. Free Palestine.
And don’t vote for Kamala to Free Palestine.
But. Free Palestine.
And don’t vote for Kamala to Free Palestine.
January 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Donald Trump said “all hell will break lose if Hamas hasn’t released the hostages by 1/20”.
But. Free Palestine.
And don’t vote for Kamala to Free Palestine.
But. Free Palestine.
And don’t vote for Kamala to Free Palestine.
Sometimes it breaks my heart when I hear what they’ve said about me.
January 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Sometimes it breaks my heart when I hear what they’ve said about me.
Cause clearly she’s gonna keep playing in our faces.
January 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Cause clearly she’s gonna keep playing in our faces.
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Everyone deserves a chance to fly. ✨
January 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Everyone deserves a chance to fly. ✨
Hey girls.
Pay down your Amex and Affirm.
Pay down your Amex and Affirm.
January 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hey girls.
Pay down your Amex and Affirm.
Pay down your Amex and Affirm.
My alt sky has so many more followers 🙃. It’s so strange lol. Idk what list I ended up on lol
December 30, 2024 at 3:07 PM
My alt sky has so many more followers 🙃. It’s so strange lol. Idk what list I ended up on lol
Someone on the other app that I haven’t deleted yet said Beyoncé been doing the same performance since Homecoming.
….. they didn’t see Renaissance, clearly. You saw a marching band and black folks and said “this the same”.
I want yall to stop reaching so hard to try and be different.
….. they didn’t see Renaissance, clearly. You saw a marching band and black folks and said “this the same”.
I want yall to stop reaching so hard to try and be different.
December 26, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Someone on the other app that I haven’t deleted yet said Beyoncé been doing the same performance since Homecoming.
….. they didn’t see Renaissance, clearly. You saw a marching band and black folks and said “this the same”.
I want yall to stop reaching so hard to try and be different.
….. they didn’t see Renaissance, clearly. You saw a marching band and black folks and said “this the same”.
I want yall to stop reaching so hard to try and be different.
I cooked.🫶🏽💙
Todays best gift was friendship.
First group meal in my New York apt.
Todays best gift was friendship.
First group meal in my New York apt.
December 26, 2024 at 4:48 AM
I cooked.🫶🏽💙
Todays best gift was friendship.
First group meal in my New York apt.
Todays best gift was friendship.
First group meal in my New York apt.