Oh my God, I don't even remember writing that lmfao.

The Melissa Joan Hart one is like the fifth result if you search "Clarissa Explains it All", I promise the word "feet" doesn't appear in my search history.

Is it crazy to think that the Shining scene made these proto-furries think they weren't alone, and made them more open to talking about it at that fabled sci-fi convention? Did Stanley Kubrick birth the furry subculture???

Govt Attorney: "Respectfully, I don't think you need to find a study. You should just defer to the military opinion."

Reyes: "Why don't you let me ask the questions here and I'll decide what I need to defer to?"

Oh she's so done. So, so done with this guy.