Chronic Offender
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I guess I was woke before I even knew it was a thing. I just thought I was being a decent human being.
When they refer to Trump as the GOAT. They don’t mean greatest of all time. They mean an actual goat. He smells bad and will eat just about anything.
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When they refer to Trump as the GOAT. They don’t mean greatest of all time. They mean an actual goat. He smells bad and will eat just about anything.
I just watched Trump’ made for TV cabinet meeting. I hear Mike Rowe is filming the next episode of Dirty Jobs at the next meeting. Nothing job can be more degrading than having to suck Trump’s tiny balls harder than the last clown who groveled before you.
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I just watched Trump’ made for TV cabinet meeting. I hear Mike Rowe is filming the next episode of Dirty Jobs at the next meeting. Nothing job can be more degrading than having to suck Trump’s tiny balls harder than the last clown who groveled before you.
Breaking News:
Trump’s MRI results released. Good news, no complications detected from his recent breast reduction surgery!
Trump’s MRI results released. Good news, no complications detected from his recent breast reduction surgery!
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Breaking News:
Trump’s MRI results released. Good news, no complications detected from his recent breast reduction surgery!
Trump’s MRI results released. Good news, no complications detected from his recent breast reduction surgery!
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December 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
TR, FDR, JFK, LBJ, RFK all had a nice ring to them. DJT is just stupid!
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
TR, FDR, JFK, LBJ, RFK all had a nice ring to them. DJT is just stupid!
My wife and I watch a lot of British TV shows. I’m starting to think Donald Trump is a wanker.
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My wife and I watch a lot of British TV shows. I’m starting to think Donald Trump is a wanker.
Can there possibly be a stupider bunch of people than Dog Lovers for Trump?
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Can there possibly be a stupider bunch of people than Dog Lovers for Trump?
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McDonald’s new, special menu item just in time for the holidays. The Trumplican. Two all beef patties, one fish filet, two slices of cheese smothered in ketchup on white bread. Get yours while supplies last and eat like you’re the president!
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
McDonald’s new, special menu item just in time for the holidays. The Trumplican. Two all beef patties, one fish filet, two slices of cheese smothered in ketchup on white bread. Get yours while supplies last and eat like you’re the president!
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The older I get the more I understand why the grinch wanted to stay home with his dog.
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November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The older I get the more I understand why the grinch wanted to stay home with his dog.
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I’d like to add a new name to the list of candidates for 2028. Seeing the leadership and success of Zelenskyy in Ukraine, I think Al Franken is the perfect president for us right now. He’s smart. He’s experienced. Best of all, he is a comedian. Any thoughts?
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’d like to add a new name to the list of candidates for 2028. Seeing the leadership and success of Zelenskyy in Ukraine, I think Al Franken is the perfect president for us right now. He’s smart. He’s experienced. Best of all, he is a comedian. Any thoughts?
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The fact that Trump doesn’t have a dog says all you need to know about that man. Even Hitler had a dog that he loved.
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The fact that Trump doesn’t have a dog says all you need to know about that man. Even Hitler had a dog that he loved.
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They aren't the brightest bunch.
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 AM
They aren't the brightest bunch.
Turned out to be a really great day -Bengals won! Welcome back Joe Cool. And the turkey wasn’t bad either.
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Turned out to be a really great day -Bengals won! Welcome back Joe Cool. And the turkey wasn’t bad either.
So, today I’m going to my brother’s house for dry turkey and boring, old guy conversation. Tonight I will cheer for the Bengals and watch them lose at the end. So today will be a good day for me because I won’t have to think about how Trump and his misfits are screwing over the country I love.
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
So, today I’m going to my brother’s house for dry turkey and boring, old guy conversation. Tonight I will cheer for the Bengals and watch them lose at the end. So today will be a good day for me because I won’t have to think about how Trump and his misfits are screwing over the country I love.
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It’s so funny how many people are panicking about Islam in America when it’s Christianity that is destroying this country. Yes I said that. No I’m not sorry.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It’s so funny how many people are panicking about Islam in America when it’s Christianity that is destroying this country. Yes I said that. No I’m not sorry.
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Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.
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