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POLITICO (05.11.25): FIFA’s Trump Peace Prize?
Football chief launches new award ahead of World Cup.
Because nothing says peace like bribes, blood money, and bootlicking.
#TheChronicleClown
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Football chief launches new award ahead of World Cup.
Because nothing says peace like bribes, blood money, and bootlicking.
#TheChronicleClown
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November 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
POLITICO (05.11.25): FIFA’s Trump Peace Prize?
Football chief launches new award ahead of World Cup.
Because nothing says peace like bribes, blood money, and bootlicking.
#TheChronicleClown
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Football chief launches new award ahead of World Cup.
Because nothing says peace like bribes, blood money, and bootlicking.
#TheChronicleClown
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AP News (05.11.25): Mexico President Sheinbaum presses charges after street groping incident.
Bloomberg (05.11.25): Supreme Court's Skepticism on Trump Tariffs Means Uncertainty Reigns.
Grab them by the pussy.
#TheChronicleClown
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AP News (05.11.25): Mexico President Sheinbaum presses charges after street groping incident.
Bloomberg (05.11.25): Supreme Court's Skepticism on Trump Tariffs Means Uncertainty Reigns.
Grab them by the pussy.
#TheChronicleClown
November 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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AP News (05.11.25): Mexico President Sheinbaum presses charges after street groping incident.
Bloomberg (05.11.25): Supreme Court's Skepticism on Trump Tariffs Means Uncertainty Reigns.
Grab them by the pussy.
#TheChronicleClown
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AP News (05.11.25): Mexico President Sheinbaum presses charges after street groping incident.
Bloomberg (05.11.25): Supreme Court's Skepticism on Trump Tariffs Means Uncertainty Reigns.
Grab them by the pussy.
#TheChronicleClown
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France 24: Jihadists’ fuel blockade squeezes Mali’s military rulers.
Wired: New opioid “Nitazene,” forty times stronger than fentanyl, spreads through the West.
BBC: Narco-sub carrying 1.7 tonnes of cocaine seized in the Atlantic.
Fuel gone.
Pulse racing.
Humanity overdoses again.
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France 24: Jihadists’ fuel blockade squeezes Mali’s military rulers.
Wired: New opioid “Nitazene,” forty times stronger than fentanyl, spreads through the West.
BBC: Narco-sub carrying 1.7 tonnes of cocaine seized in the Atlantic.
Fuel gone.
Pulse racing.
Humanity overdoses again.
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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France 24: Jihadists’ fuel blockade squeezes Mali’s military rulers.
Wired: New opioid “Nitazene,” forty times stronger than fentanyl, spreads through the West.
BBC: Narco-sub carrying 1.7 tonnes of cocaine seized in the Atlantic.
Fuel gone.
Pulse racing.
Humanity overdoses again.
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France 24: Jihadists’ fuel blockade squeezes Mali’s military rulers.
Wired: New opioid “Nitazene,” forty times stronger than fentanyl, spreads through the West.
BBC: Narco-sub carrying 1.7 tonnes of cocaine seized in the Atlantic.
Fuel gone.
Pulse racing.
Humanity overdoses again.
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Al Jazeera(04.11.25): RSF digging mass graves in Sudan’s el-Fasher to “clean up massacre.”
Quartz(04.11.25): How to beat the system on Black Friday.
They dig for graves.
We dig for deals.
#TheChronicleClown
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Al Jazeera(04.11.25): RSF digging mass graves in Sudan’s el-Fasher to “clean up massacre.”
Quartz(04.11.25): How to beat the system on Black Friday.
They dig for graves.
We dig for deals.
#TheChronicleClown
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Al Jazeera(04.11.25): RSF digging mass graves in Sudan’s el-Fasher to “clean up massacre.”
Quartz(04.11.25): How to beat the system on Black Friday.
They dig for graves.
We dig for deals.
#TheChronicleClown
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Al Jazeera(04.11.25): RSF digging mass graves in Sudan’s el-Fasher to “clean up massacre.”
Quartz(04.11.25): How to beat the system on Black Friday.
They dig for graves.
We dig for deals.
#TheChronicleClown
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France 24 (04.11): World on course for catastrophic warming despite climate-fighting plans, UN warns.
SCMP (01.11): US president’s order could spur Beijing to speed up development of nuclear weapon systems.
If we can’t warm it fast enough, we’ll just nuke it.
#TheChronicleClown
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France 24 (04.11): World on course for catastrophic warming despite climate-fighting plans, UN warns.
SCMP (01.11): US president’s order could spur Beijing to speed up development of nuclear weapon systems.
If we can’t warm it fast enough, we’ll just nuke it.
#TheChronicleClown
November 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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France 24 (04.11): World on course for catastrophic warming despite climate-fighting plans, UN warns.
SCMP (01.11): US president’s order could spur Beijing to speed up development of nuclear weapon systems.
If we can’t warm it fast enough, we’ll just nuke it.
#TheChronicleClown
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France 24 (04.11): World on course for catastrophic warming despite climate-fighting plans, UN warns.
SCMP (01.11): US president’s order could spur Beijing to speed up development of nuclear weapon systems.
If we can’t warm it fast enough, we’ll just nuke it.
#TheChronicleClown
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BBC: Jamaica pleads for food after hurricane.
CNN: Millions lose food stamps amid U.S. shutdown.
Pharmaceutical Technology: Eli Lilly’s weight-loss drugs hit record sales.
Hunger: now available without prescription
#TheChronicleClown
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BBC: Jamaica pleads for food after hurricane.
CNN: Millions lose food stamps amid U.S. shutdown.
Pharmaceutical Technology: Eli Lilly’s weight-loss drugs hit record sales.
Hunger: now available without prescription
#TheChronicleClown
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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BBC: Jamaica pleads for food after hurricane.
CNN: Millions lose food stamps amid U.S. shutdown.
Pharmaceutical Technology: Eli Lilly’s weight-loss drugs hit record sales.
Hunger: now available without prescription
#TheChronicleClown
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BBC: Jamaica pleads for food after hurricane.
CNN: Millions lose food stamps amid U.S. shutdown.
Pharmaceutical Technology: Eli Lilly’s weight-loss drugs hit record sales.
Hunger: now available without prescription
#TheChronicleClown
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CNN: Trump unveils his new golden bathroom at the White House.
France 24 : “Civilians can’t go home” :Gaza faces Israel’s new “yellow line.”
If Trump ever joins Gaza’s reconstruction, better for them they can’t go back.
#TheChronicleClown #satire #darkhumor #absurdity #aiart
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CNN: Trump unveils his new golden bathroom at the White House.
France 24 : “Civilians can’t go home” :Gaza faces Israel’s new “yellow line.”
If Trump ever joins Gaza’s reconstruction, better for them they can’t go back.
#TheChronicleClown #satire #darkhumor #absurdity #aiart
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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CNN: Trump unveils his new golden bathroom at the White House.
France 24 : “Civilians can’t go home” :Gaza faces Israel’s new “yellow line.”
If Trump ever joins Gaza’s reconstruction, better for them they can’t go back.
#TheChronicleClown #satire #darkhumor #absurdity #aiart
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CNN: Trump unveils his new golden bathroom at the White House.
France 24 : “Civilians can’t go home” :Gaza faces Israel’s new “yellow line.”
If Trump ever joins Gaza’s reconstruction, better for them they can’t go back.
#TheChronicleClown #satire #darkhumor #absurdity #aiart
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AP News: Russia tests nuclear underwater drone to trigger radioactive tsunami.
Reuters: US retailers slash Hershey prices before Halloween.
One poisons the sea.
One the blood.
Both will make a killing.
Sweet apocalypse.
#TheChronicleClown
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AP News: Russia tests nuclear underwater drone to trigger radioactive tsunami.
Reuters: US retailers slash Hershey prices before Halloween.
One poisons the sea.
One the blood.
Both will make a killing.
Sweet apocalypse.
#TheChronicleClown
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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AP News: Russia tests nuclear underwater drone to trigger radioactive tsunami.
Reuters: US retailers slash Hershey prices before Halloween.
One poisons the sea.
One the blood.
Both will make a killing.
Sweet apocalypse.
#TheChronicleClown
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AP News: Russia tests nuclear underwater drone to trigger radioactive tsunami.
Reuters: US retailers slash Hershey prices before Halloween.
One poisons the sea.
One the blood.
Both will make a killing.
Sweet apocalypse.
#TheChronicleClown