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J Chris Newberg
@thechrisarmy.bsky.social
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WGA SAG/AFTRA Comedian and TV Producer from Detroit living in Los Angeles - I write jokes. Lots and lots of jokes
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I’m sorry. It’s true. Dude’s been ghosting you for years. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
June 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. I bet it happens all the time. Like right now. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
May 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. Champions love the sauce. #comedy #jokes #explore #champions
May 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. Ocean is a Sea Word. #comedy #jokes #explore #ocean
May 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Come on #oklahoma. Let’s do this. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
April 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Heartbroken cannibals sit on the couch & eat chunky monkey. An actual chunky monkey
April 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. Smokers say that. Especially in winter. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
April 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. It’s what they’d say. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
April 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. Happy Easter from me and my Aunt Norma. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
April 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Shirley Trumple?
April 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Jesus - 10 Questions. By J Chris Newberg
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Jesus - 10 Questions. By J Chris Newberg
Jesus famously said,
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April 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. So many coins. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
March 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. This will save you lots of time. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
March 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. It’s like an alarm clock from hell. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
March 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. This spleen is on 🔥 #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
March 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Watching #Anora I felt like an old person watching the Grammy awards. Every five minutes I thought, “What is happening? Who are these people?!”
March 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. Maybe just tell them?! #comedy #explore #jokes #funny
February 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. Not every one has them. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
February 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. Greatest hits volume 1. #comedy #jokes #explore

Hey Detroit, I’m live at Comedy Cadtle Feb 27-March 1. Tickets (and all my comedy dates) at TheChrisArmy.com
February 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. That would be fire. #Comedy #jokes #explore #funny
February 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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How come no one gets mad at Candace Owens for being in black face?
February 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. You must or you’re grounded. #comedy #jokes #explore
February 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. Or an orphan. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
February 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. A zen scholar told me this. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
February 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I’m sorry. It’s true. It’s where I live. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
February 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM