Christopher Kelley
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Christopher Kelley
@thechrisabyss.bsky.social
Absurd word nerd. Cemetery emissary. Cinematic craft fanatic.

Probably not the Chris Kelley you’re looking for, but feel free to check:

https://linktr.ee/christopherkelleywrites
My wife and I recruited some friends to help make a Halloween portrait beside our actual gravestone. We penned several storylines for the photo, from love beyond the grave, to vengeful spirits awakened during a court-ordered exhumation. Maybe the best tale depends upon the viewer…
November 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Are old movies better, or do they just remind me of happier days when I was younger and full of hope and didn’t hurt so much and didn’t know any better?
March 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I need more bookstores and authors signing books in bookstores and readers reading books in bookstores where authors are signing books…in bookstores.
December 14, 2024 at 10:02 PM
How do you feel about your level of craft?

I’m currently at POTATO CHIPS: it tastes so good, but it might be bad…yet I cannot stop.
December 14, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I started my own business when I was 27, and my former boss told me I would never make it.

Now I’m almost 47 and my knee hurts and my neck hurts and my shoulder hurts and I don’t think I’m gonna make it…

Is THIS what my old boss meant?
December 10, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Some foul play occurred on the terrace. Why do I feel like someone’s sending a message?
December 9, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Do you ever feel like you’re being watched? Turning around might worsen my chances for survival…
November 30, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Made it through to Writing Battle’s Final Showdown!
November 29, 2024 at 8:42 PM