Time is still the greatest interlocutor
July 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Time is still the greatest interlocutor
I just wish that I had noticed it was special when it was happening
July 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I just wish that I had noticed it was special when it was happening
As a general rule, people who are protected typically get to build their lives early. Whereas those who've had to protect themselves typically build later
April 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
As a general rule, people who are protected typically get to build their lives early. Whereas those who've had to protect themselves typically build later
Nothing scarier than a woman who laughs when she's angry
March 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Nothing scarier than a woman who laughs when she's angry
Just a quick shout out to @girlscoutsctx.bsky.social for always making sure I fail that new year's resolution to eat fewer #cookies
a cookie monster is standing in front of a stack of twin marie 's boxes
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February 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Just a quick shout out to @girlscoutsctx.bsky.social for always making sure I fail that new year's resolution to eat fewer #cookies
All these weirdos out here acting like Elon/Cheeto Jesus are doing this for them are probably the same dudes that think strippers are actually into them
January 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
All these weirdos out here acting like Elon/Cheeto Jesus are doing this for them are probably the same dudes that think strippers are actually into them
Fear the old man that welcomed failures when young
January 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Fear the old man that welcomed failures when young
Colonizers Ruined Everything Around Me
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a sign that says via corp
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January 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Colonizers Ruined Everything Around Me
Anyone else waiting for oompa loompas to bust out of the #whitehouse with one of those little rhymes for us?
January 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Anyone else waiting for oompa loompas to bust out of the #whitehouse with one of those little rhymes for us?
I sleep with earplugs. Not because I enjoy the quiet, but more so because I'm terrified of this www.rnz.co.nz/national/pro...
ACC receives over 300 claims for cockroach related issues
ACC received more than 326 new claims relating to cockroaches in the past five years, and GPs say that most patients who come in with cockroach-related problems have one stuck in their ear canal. Emma...
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January 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I sleep with earplugs. Not because I enjoy the quiet, but more so because I'm terrified of this www.rnz.co.nz/national/pro...
Nothing fixes hot chocolate quite like a second pack of hot chocolate
January 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Nothing fixes hot chocolate quite like a second pack of hot chocolate
I'm always suspicious of people who don't ask questions. I mean, if you already have all the #answers, how are you improving your situation or learning new things?
December 18, 2024 at 9:04 PM
I'm always suspicious of people who don't ask questions. I mean, if you already have all the #answers, how are you improving your situation or learning new things?
This season finale for #2024 is sooooooooo wild. I'm on the edge of my seat wondering what happens next time...on Dumpster Fire Earth
December 11, 2024 at 11:06 AM
This season finale for #2024 is sooooooooo wild. I'm on the edge of my seat wondering what happens next time...on Dumpster Fire Earth
You can't arrive at #excellence from adopting the average; excellence is an individual quest, not a group effort
December 11, 2024 at 12:49 AM
You can't arrive at #excellence from adopting the average; excellence is an individual quest, not a group effort
Say it with me: if they've only washed half their hand and 3/4's of their body, they are not the one.
December 7, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Say it with me: if they've only washed half their hand and 3/4's of their body, they are not the one.
Just act natural = I'm so screwed
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Just act natural = I'm so screwed
I honestly feel like the next generation of old people are really gonna suck
December 5, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I honestly feel like the next generation of old people are really gonna suck
Why do ugly guys think they're all tough guys? Like tf? Just because you're ugly don't make you a gladiator, sir
December 4, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Why do ugly guys think they're all tough guys? Like tf? Just because you're ugly don't make you a gladiator, sir
Stupidity is like fashionable jeans. They're passable when you're young but raise eyebrows as you get older
December 4, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Stupidity is like fashionable jeans. They're passable when you're young but raise eyebrows as you get older
That Monday energy
November 25, 2024 at 11:40 AM
That Monday energy
Some days it's just easier to fake a smile than explain why you're down
November 18, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Some days it's just easier to fake a smile than explain why you're down