Cherry Tuna
@thecherrytuna.bsky.social
Professional actor, amateur goofball.
The 100 bishops have touched down on the island, but only one survivor will be crowned Pope. May God’s odds ever be in your favour! #battleroyale #conclave
May 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The 100 bishops have touched down on the island, but only one survivor will be crowned Pope. May God’s odds ever be in your favour! #battleroyale #conclave
People with shame kinks must really look forward to pissing and shitting themselves at marathons.
March 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
People with shame kinks must really look forward to pissing and shitting themselves at marathons.
What doctors don’t want you to know is it’s not just gum; everything takes 7 years to digest.
July 9, 2024 at 6:39 PM
What doctors don’t want you to know is it’s not just gum; everything takes 7 years to digest.
*TSA agent pulls powder out of my ass*
TSA: This… is just table sugar.
Me: Teehee!
TSA: This… is just table sugar.
Me: Teehee!
July 6, 2024 at 11:00 PM
*TSA agent pulls powder out of my ass*
TSA: This… is just table sugar.
Me: Teehee!
TSA: This… is just table sugar.
Me: Teehee!
The best part about beef jerky is I get to pretend I’m a cowboy surviving out in the desert.
May 27, 2024 at 12:30 AM
The best part about beef jerky is I get to pretend I’m a cowboy surviving out in the desert.
If any rich people are interested in adopting some rando to become their nepo baby, I’m totally game.
January 29, 2024 at 5:09 PM
If any rich people are interested in adopting some rando to become their nepo baby, I’m totally game.
According to the saying, if you have a bird in hand and throw it into a bush, you immediately double its value.
October 31, 2023 at 4:58 PM
According to the saying, if you have a bird in hand and throw it into a bush, you immediately double its value.
Seeing how dumb AI can be makes living in a simulation start to make a lot of sense.
October 27, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Seeing how dumb AI can be makes living in a simulation start to make a lot of sense.
Since Sweeney Todd 20% of my haircuts are intrusive thoughts. The other 80% is still wondering where I should be looking.
October 25, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Since Sweeney Todd 20% of my haircuts are intrusive thoughts. The other 80% is still wondering where I should be looking.
When life gives you lemons, shove them up your ass.
October 25, 2023 at 12:52 AM
When life gives you lemons, shove them up your ass.
Recently bought a chocolate Kinder Disappointment egg. The toy inside was just a little mirror 😔
October 23, 2023 at 5:14 PM
Recently bought a chocolate Kinder Disappointment egg. The toy inside was just a little mirror 😔
God: Places the eighth leg on the spider.
“Ew, what the heck.”
Adds a dozen eyes.
“Haha, what the fuck am I doing?”
“Ew, what the heck.”
Adds a dozen eyes.
“Haha, what the fuck am I doing?”
October 19, 2023 at 8:26 PM
God: Places the eighth leg on the spider.
“Ew, what the heck.”
Adds a dozen eyes.
“Haha, what the fuck am I doing?”
“Ew, what the heck.”
Adds a dozen eyes.
“Haha, what the fuck am I doing?”
BREAKING: Scientists discover the actual most important meal of the day is a load of sugary treats right before bed; young people everywhere rejoice.
October 15, 2023 at 5:08 PM
BREAKING: Scientists discover the actual most important meal of the day is a load of sugary treats right before bed; young people everywhere rejoice.
I wish my phone would save a copy of every voicemail I leave so I can review exactly how unhinged I sound.
October 9, 2023 at 3:59 PM
I wish my phone would save a copy of every voicemail I leave so I can review exactly how unhinged I sound.
Wish someone told me signing all emails with UWU ;o is considered unprofessional.
October 6, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Wish someone told me signing all emails with UWU ;o is considered unprofessional.
Is constantly thinking about the Roman Empire a red flag?
October 1, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Is constantly thinking about the Roman Empire a red flag?
So can Daredevil “see” farts?
September 27, 2023 at 4:39 PM
So can Daredevil “see” farts?
I lost my mood ring and I have no idea how I feel about it.
September 25, 2023 at 6:37 PM
I lost my mood ring and I have no idea how I feel about it.
Flight attendant: Is there a Plummer onboard?!
Doc: I’m a doctor!
Flight attendant: Shut the f**k up, this is an emergency!!
Doc: I’m a doctor!
Flight attendant: Shut the f**k up, this is an emergency!!
September 23, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Flight attendant: Is there a Plummer onboard?!
Doc: I’m a doctor!
Flight attendant: Shut the f**k up, this is an emergency!!
Doc: I’m a doctor!
Flight attendant: Shut the f**k up, this is an emergency!!
Wait, was Confucius Yoda?
September 6, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Wait, was Confucius Yoda?
Me, panicking with phone support: “P as in Pneumonia? K as in Knot. G as in Gnome.”
September 3, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Me, panicking with phone support: “P as in Pneumonia? K as in Knot. G as in Gnome.”
Not a lot of people know this, but the chest bursting scene from Alien was based on the insufferable constipation we all get when we travel.
September 1, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Not a lot of people know this, but the chest bursting scene from Alien was based on the insufferable constipation we all get when we travel.
Hey does anyone know why stovetops have nipples?
August 31, 2023 at 12:54 AM
Hey does anyone know why stovetops have nipples?
If you use your phone in the movie theatre, I just want you to know the rest of us all go home and immediately complain about you.
August 30, 2023 at 4:44 PM
If you use your phone in the movie theatre, I just want you to know the rest of us all go home and immediately complain about you.
Arby’s owner agreed to buy Subway for $9.6 billion.
HOW IS ARBY’S DOING BETTER THAN SUBWAY??
HOW IS ARBY’S DOING BETTER THAN SUBWAY??
August 28, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Arby’s owner agreed to buy Subway for $9.6 billion.
HOW IS ARBY’S DOING BETTER THAN SUBWAY??
HOW IS ARBY’S DOING BETTER THAN SUBWAY??