Normally I try not to use 5 color commanders but shrines being legendary and in every color kind of necessitates it.

At least it's mechanically interesting compared to a lazy typal "creatures that are the type that this commander is get flying, trample, lifeline, haste, first strike, etc"

It's like making a PB&J. You do bread->peanut butter->jelly->peanut butter->bread to keep the jelly from soaking into the bread. Cranberry sauce is quite literally jelly.

I thought Marche was pronounced like March and not Mar-shay. I also thought all the main characters in FFTA were girls at first.

I always wondered if people hated it for actually being mid or because it just wasn't exactly like Chrono Trigger

I'm fully on board with dick belt bro 😔

Yeah I'm just like, I can go to 7 Brew and get basically the same thing, but cheaper and (possibly) more ethically

Always gonna compliment someone who knows Cyrus has an alpaca underbite and not buck teeth 😎

You know, I don't think that actually happened in hades canon. Chronos makes a joke alluding to it (saying he didn't eat Hades' family) but other than that I think he was probably just a shitty dad as opposed to "I ate my children right after they were born and later puked them up as adults"

What was there to take seriously

"People love marvel movies, and what do marvel movies have? Quippy one liners. What does metroid prime 4 need?"

"Uhhh good gameplay and lore?"

"No! Quippy one liners from a white nerd!"

Good thing that thing is basically vacuum sealed to his thigh or else it'd be flopping around and concussing everyone around him

Federation in 3: we developed a way to weaponize phazon mostly (kinda not really) safely
Samus: ok cool you get a pass because I'm suffering from like ultra mega cancer right now and this helps
What Samus should have probably said: what the fuck are you planning on doing with this shit stop it

I mean at least you asked nicely

Disappointed that it was just music and costumes. I feel like the game needs a bit more content to actually roll up lmao

Honestly I just need a new ratchet and clank that actually has new weapons.

Not even new archetypes specifically. I like a ricochet disk weapon, but boy oh boy am I tired of seeing this one specific weapon literally 7 times

Unfortunately I still feel like DQ1 is just... there. Which I'm sure the devs did too because they didn't expand upon it as much as 2. Rather any big changes were more for 2 and just hand-me-down'd to 1 because it was right there.