Get Mark Drakeford on the pitch

i don't care what you 'exciting' partyboys are up to, i finished off the bottle of soap and now i get to put a new flavour of soap in the bathroom and my hands will smell different

If it's truly infinite, there's a parallel universe where crisp packets are full of crisps

History is a mystery

how can you knock multiculturalism man, at lime street earlier I heard someone speaking Arabic in THE most scouse cadence and accent ever uttered. It was amazing. If an elderly tory heard it they'd disintegrate

have enough years passed since peaky blinders for me to be allowed to wear a waistcoat outdoors