CatMILF Studio
@thecatmilfstudio.bsky.social
A handful of queer writers, artists, musicians, and activists. Currently developing a game for Panic's PlayDate.
They/them or she/her, depending on who's got the phone at the time. Who's who? I'll never tell. Maybe you should ask.
They/them or she/her, depending on who's got the phone at the time. Who's who? I'll never tell. Maybe you should ask.
And now you have!
January 29, 2026 at 12:00 AM
And now you have!
This is the most ass backwards view of the cops ever.
January 28, 2026 at 11:59 PM
This is the most ass backwards view of the cops ever.
Oh, cool. Another rag exposing its dogshit journalistic standards.
January 28, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Oh, cool. Another rag exposing its dogshit journalistic standards.
Just another sexist metaphor from a fascist dick with a participation trophy in Shitlib 101.
January 28, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Just another sexist metaphor from a fascist dick with a participation trophy in Shitlib 101.
What exactly what this fuck doing during Gamergate, I wonder.
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 PM
What exactly what this fuck doing during Gamergate, I wonder.
Well, yea. White male libs are one sneeze away from full blown misogyny at all times.
January 28, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Well, yea. White male libs are one sneeze away from full blown misogyny at all times.
You're gonna have to turn comments off again, fascist coward.
January 28, 2026 at 11:34 PM
You're gonna have to turn comments off again, fascist coward.
Whatever path they take, it's theirs, and you know that, so I'm sure it'll work out that way.
January 28, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Whatever path they take, it's theirs, and you know that, so I'm sure it'll work out that way.
That being said, Simon isn't the type to cling to tradition, and also it's funnier this way.
January 28, 2026 at 11:24 PM
That being said, Simon isn't the type to cling to tradition, and also it's funnier this way.
See, now I wanna get into it. He's based on a TTRPG character my friend played in highschool, and his family did this weird thing where every boy had the same legal first name, and they were meant to go by their various middle names. I thought that was interesting.
January 28, 2026 at 11:23 PM
See, now I wanna get into it. He's based on a TTRPG character my friend played in highschool, and his family did this weird thing where every boy had the same legal first name, and they were meant to go by their various middle names. I thought that was interesting.
All good. Minneapolis is in Minnesota, so it still works.
January 28, 2026 at 11:19 PM
All good. Minneapolis is in Minnesota, so it still works.
Look, nothing worth doing is easy.
January 28, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Look, nothing worth doing is easy.
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Being a dad that is not enough bad to make your children breathe in relief when you pass away is a very low bar that some guys can’t pass.
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Being a dad that is not enough bad to make your children breathe in relief when you pass away is a very low bar that some guys can’t pass.
Many such cases, indeed.
January 28, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Many such cases, indeed.
Fuck yes! It's always so nice when they just get the fuck out of the way.
I had to hold off even thinking of a new name until the bitch croaked. I didn't want to find the perfect one and then have to sit on it for an unknown amount of time.
I had to hold off even thinking of a new name until the bitch croaked. I didn't want to find the perfect one and then have to sit on it for an unknown amount of time.
January 28, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Fuck yes! It's always so nice when they just get the fuck out of the way.
I had to hold off even thinking of a new name until the bitch croaked. I didn't want to find the perfect one and then have to sit on it for an unknown amount of time.
I had to hold off even thinking of a new name until the bitch croaked. I didn't want to find the perfect one and then have to sit on it for an unknown amount of time.
I hear the sun is nice this time of year.
January 28, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I hear the sun is nice this time of year.
And they'll call it "daddy issues," meanwhile their entire reason for killing people is to get papa to notice them.
January 28, 2026 at 11:03 PM
And they'll call it "daddy issues," meanwhile their entire reason for killing people is to get papa to notice them.
No no no. That bitch gets Mars. That's what he wants, that's what he gets. Petunia is a perfect bean and she will be treated with respect.
January 28, 2026 at 11:01 PM
No no no. That bitch gets Mars. That's what he wants, that's what he gets. Petunia is a perfect bean and she will be treated with respect.
That's right, he died.
January 28, 2026 at 10:58 PM
That's right, he died.