Julius Caesar Tunes Out Wife as She Recounts Dream
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Julius Caesar Tunes Out Wife as She Recounts Dream
Dictator claims he'd rather be stabbed twenty three times than listen for one more moment
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Julius Caesar Tunes Out Wife as She Recounts Dream
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Samwise Gamgee Convicted of Dropping Eaves
Samwise Gamgee Convicted of Dropping Eaves
Conviction takes hobbit farthest away from freedom he's ever been.
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November 16, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Samwise Gamgee Convicted of Dropping Eaves
Trump Questions Elrond's Elven Heritage
Trump Questions Elrond's Elven Heritage
GOP nominee claims Lord of Rivendell chose to be an Elf at the end of the First Age
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August 1, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Trump Questions Elrond's Elven Heritage
Biden Camp Defends Decision to Put Gríma Wormtongue in Charge of Debate Prep
Biden Camp Defends Decision to Put Gríma Wormtongue in Charge of Debate Prep
Critics claim former advisor to Theoden added subtle poisons to Dark Brandon's Secret Sauce
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Biden Camp Defends Decision to Put Gríma Wormtongue in Charge of Debate Prep
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before reading the silmarillion: "my shoes came untied"
after reading the silmarillion: "a great doom fell upon me, and the bond between my laces was sundered"
after reading the silmarillion: "a great doom fell upon me, and the bond between my laces was sundered"
April 11, 2024 at 10:08 PM
before reading the silmarillion: "my shoes came untied"
after reading the silmarillion: "a great doom fell upon me, and the bond between my laces was sundered"
after reading the silmarillion: "a great doom fell upon me, and the bond between my laces was sundered"
Local Jazz Club Shuts Down
Local Jazz Club Shuts Down
Online reviews mention stale music, lousy food and service
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April 4, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Local Jazz Club Shuts Down
Wizard Raised in Muggle Society Unable to Repress True Identity
Wizard Raised in Muggle Society Unable to Repress True Identity
Child reportedly thriving in new, supportive environment
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April 3, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Wizard Raised in Muggle Society Unable to Repress True Identity
Study: Average Celestial Eats 8 Spider-men Each Year While Sleeping
Study: Average Celestial Eats 8 Spider-men Each Year While Sleeping
Also: Researchers debunk myth that Spider-men nest in Celestial helmets
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April 2, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Study: Average Celestial Eats 8 Spider-men Each Year While Sleeping
Count Rugen Explains New Machine Goes to 51
Count Rugen Explains New Machine Goes to 51
Rugen says he also forces prisoners to listen to songs in D Minor, which he called the saddest key
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April 1, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Count Rugen Explains New Machine Goes to 51
Blathers Accused of Displaying Stolen Cultural Relics
Blathers Accused of Displaying Stolen Cultural Relics
Owl also refused to comment on coelacanth breeding program
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March 29, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Blathers Accused of Displaying Stolen Cultural Relics
Editorial: I Asked GamemasterAnthony to Plan My Birthday and It Was a Disaster
Editorial: I Asked GamemasterAnthony to Plan My Birthday and It Was a Disaster
I should have never asked those guys to bring it in
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March 28, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Editorial: I Asked GamemasterAnthony to Plan My Birthday and It Was a Disaster
Next Generation of Westerosi Nobles Postponing Marriage After Series of Horrific Weddings
Next Generation of Westerosi Nobles Postponing Marriage After Series of Horrific Weddings
Wedding planners also note that red and purple have become unpopular themes
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March 27, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Next Generation of Westerosi Nobles Postponing Marriage After Series of Horrific Weddings
Charlotte Replaced With AI
Charlotte Replaced With AI
Generative model described as
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March 26, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Charlotte Replaced With AI
Editor Says They Love Bilbo’s Book, but There’s No Market
Editor Says They Love Bilbo’s Book, but There’s No Market
Hobbit reportedly comforted by encouragement to keep submitting
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March 25, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Editor Says They Love Bilbo’s Book, but There’s No Market
Opinion: I Wish the Guy Playing Piano Wouldn't Talk About Us Like That
Opinion: I Wish the Guy Playing Piano Wouldn't Talk About Us Like That
Also, his microphone reeks of beer and the piano sounds terrible
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March 22, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Opinion: I Wish the Guy Playing Piano Wouldn't Talk About Us Like That
Monsters, Inc. Abandons Laughter After Fear Lobbyists Petition Congress
Monsters, Inc. Abandons Laughter After Fear Lobbyists Petition Congress
Legislators eager to bring H.R. 2319 to a floor vote
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March 21, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Monsters, Inc. Abandons Laughter After Fear Lobbyists Petition Congress
Loki Criticized for Breeding Fenrir Instead of Adopting
Loki Criticized for Breeding Fenrir Instead of Adopting
Detractors call trickster god's actions,
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March 20, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Loki Criticized for Breeding Fenrir Instead of Adopting
Red Ranger Quotes Rita Repulsa in Controversial Apparel Line
Red Ranger Quotes Rita Repulsa in Controversial Apparel Line
Former hero claims he did not understand significance of Machine Empire emblem featured on website
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March 19, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Red Ranger Quotes Rita Repulsa in Controversial Apparel Line
I Don't Know, Something About a Famous Work of Irish Literature and Not About Being Hungover
I Don't Know, Something About a Famous Work of Irish Literature and Not About Being Hungover
Please don't engage with this post. The notifications seem so loud today
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March 18, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I Don't Know, Something About a Famous Work of Irish Literature and Not About Being Hungover
Julius Caesar Tunes Out Wife as She Recounts Dream
Julius Caesar Tunes Out Wife as She Recounts Dream
Dictator claims he'd rather be stabbed a hundred times than listen for one more moment
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March 15, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Julius Caesar Tunes Out Wife as She Recounts Dream
Woman Trades Most-Hated Last Name in Galaxy for Second-Most-Hated Last Name in Galaxy
Woman Trades Most-Hated Last Name in Galaxy for Second-Most-Hated Last Name in Galaxy
Decision was reportedly made solely to satisfy nosy passerby
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March 14, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Woman Trades Most-Hated Last Name in Galaxy for Second-Most-Hated Last Name in Galaxy
Arrakis Teenagers Tricked Into Buying Orange Sand
Arrakis Teenagers Tricked Into Buying Orange Sand
Authorities unsure which party broke law
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March 13, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Arrakis Teenagers Tricked Into Buying Orange Sand
Achaean Fleet Ruins Skyros Drag Night
Achaean Fleet Ruins Skyros Drag Night
Headliner kidnapped and pressed to help sack Troy
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March 12, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Achaean Fleet Ruins Skyros Drag Night
Opinion: The Only Way to Stop the Killings Is to Feed Our Children to the Evil Creature in the Sewers
Opinion: The Only Way to Stop the Killings Is to Feed Our Children to the Evil Creature in the Sewers
Derry can little afford to pay attention to "right" or "wrong" when a clown is eating our kids
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March 11, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Opinion: The Only Way to Stop the Killings Is to Feed Our Children to the Evil Creature in the Sewers
Donkey Kong Starting to Feel a Little Overdressed for Kart Racing
Donkey Kong Starting to Feel a Little Overdressed for Kart Racing
"I can't believe I got my tie monogrammed," says ape
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March 8, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Donkey Kong Starting to Feel a Little Overdressed for Kart Racing