Kermit The Frog: 🎵green, it’s so confusing sometimes, to be this green🎵 🎶(ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿ! GREEN! green! Gʳₑᵉₙ!)🎶

Oscar The Grouch: 🎶well honestly i was speechless when i woke up to your voicemail,🎶

I love discovering things in therapy that are completely groundbreaking revelations that change the course of my life only to find out they are just Basic Life Skills

How to stop executive dysfunctioning ✍️

“Wow you’re so well rounded” that is one way to put it! My psychiatrist prefers the term “mentally ill”

I want another album from teyana Taylor

how do i link the swishahouse app to airbuds

The smartest person in the world (me in my late 20’s) vs the dumbest person in the world (me in my early 20’s)

I hope folks remember that boycotting is a privilege some don’t have. Poor folks shop at Walmart. Disabled folks shop on Amazon.

We do what we can. Shaming others isn’t the way.

imessage should have a For You tab. where u just look at what random numbers outgoing messages are & u can haha react your fav ones

88 years ago today, Robert Johnson stepped into a San Antonio hotel room and changed music forever. His first recording session and recorded blues classics like 'Sweet Home Chicago,' 'Terraplane Blues,' and 'I Believe I’ll Dust My Broom.' The birth of a legend.

And when beyonce get on my screen Netflix you better act right

If somebody gave me popcorn right now i think id sob

You know what is a top tier feeling???

LAYING DOWN!!!

Mike walkn round like me air drying after a shower

How we scrolling on this mf up or down

This feels like Twitter…in the before times…

who you think gone be the first blue sky villain?