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If you do not support the universality of human rights, you're a monster.
If you support governments that commit genocide, you're a monster.
Far too many individuals are unable to rise above those VERY low bars.
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
So my desk is right at the end of my bed. I knocked something down in the crack between them. I poked the desk to raise itself up so that I could stick my head under there to find it. Apparently in doing so I bumped the desk before it was done raising, and it started to descend back down. 1/2
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
50mg? Jibbers Crabst! I am a chronic and 45mg has me orbiting floopiter!
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
You seem like such a swell guy, no wonder nature hates you.
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You might be saying to yourself "wow, you're only generating 440W off of a 17900W array! That's absurdly crappy!", and you'd be right. Today's solar radiance is about 22W/m2. But we get over 1300W/m2 in the summer! Also, the panels are in 4 strings:
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Solar is online! Generating next to nothing because it's a blizzard today, but it is working!
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Focus on throwing every single fascist AND EVERY FASCIST COLLABORATOR out.

Don't collaborate. Ever.
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A ham hock is a different cut of meat, but similar in that it is an actual cut of meat.

Those oval ham things are literally meat, fat, sometimes organs...all ground up, emulsified, and extruded into a form. Just a big hot dog.

Real ham is the ass muscle of the pig.
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It's all about the notes you *don't* play!
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Seen on Xiaohongshu:
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I was born for this moment.
October 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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