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But what a surprise: Vance leaves the igloo. Sweaty and a little exhausted, but he's smiling and waves towards the crowd: "Hey guys, that was fun. Now all that's left, is to break that old lady's leg!"

Insomnie? Ist behandelbar...

Vance enters the first igloo and drinks the vodka. Easy. With high spirits he enters the second igloo. Loud screams are heard. Vance screams, the bear roars, it's clear that the fight is as intense as expected. Then silence. Everybody expects that Vance didn't make it.

Trump enters the first igloo. He is so sad that he's not allowed to share it with Putin that he just can't drink. Disqualified.
Hegseth enters igloo 1, drinks the vodka, but before entering igloo 2 he starts discussing ice bear attack plans on social media and is disqualified.

The test has three stages, each in a separate igloo. In igloo 1 is a bottle of vodka, that they have to drink. In igloo 2 is an ice bear and they have to break one of his legs. In igloo no. 3 the eldest Greenland granny is waiting for them. They have to make love to her until she passes out.

Trump, Hegseth and Vance try to invade Greenland. They get caught by some natives and get a last chance: pass the "Greenland Test".

@realjakebroe.bsky.social even if it's supposed to be a joke, I'd be careful with such jokes. They are stereotyping the population of an entire country as alcoholics. As I know: you know, Poland at the moment is second to Ukraine the country that's opposing Putin most vocally. That should be a post.

Putinetten wo man hinsieht.

Naja, die Kommentare zu seinem Aussehen müssten wirklich nicht sein, aber Böhmermann hat sich ja als Bundespolizist verkleidet. Die ad hominem Bemerkungen würde ich der Rolle zuschreiben. Wie ein Neonazi, der durch Intrigen Rassismus in der Gesellschaft schürt, sieht Ostermann aber trotzdem aus.

Or, quoting the shadow President Musk

"Go, fuck yourself!"

Bread and games for the masses while Nero-wannabe is burning the capital.

Works every time.