tessa 🧸
@thebutchprincess.bsky.social
Lesbian | wifed up | she/her
shhh it's just me shhhhhhh
what if i rebranded who would be scared
January 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
shhh it's just me shhhhhhh
i can stop playing the main story now. i unlocked the fishing minigame
January 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
i can stop playing the main story now. i unlocked the fishing minigame
what if i rebranded who would be scared
January 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
what if i rebranded who would be scared
christmas music lovers, your time is almost up before you have to shove mariah and company back into the walls. I won’t tolerate a single note after midnight I stg!!!!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
christmas music lovers, your time is almost up before you have to shove mariah and company back into the walls. I won’t tolerate a single note after midnight I stg!!!!!!!
fine okay FINE maybe life is beautiful or fucking whatever!!!!
December 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
fine okay FINE maybe life is beautiful or fucking whatever!!!!
Feeling vulnerable, posting loaf
December 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Feeling vulnerable, posting loaf
2.5-hour long movie I can do this I can do this
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
2.5-hour long movie I can do this I can do this
I love the holidays. I love watching everyone become the meanest version of themselves. I love customer service and the totally normal way people behave during the month of December 🙂👍
December 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I love the holidays. I love watching everyone become the meanest version of themselves. I love customer service and the totally normal way people behave during the month of December 🙂👍
OHHHHHHH i’m going to be so annoying about MUN4
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
OHHHHHHH i’m going to be so annoying about MUN4
Saturday snow day. Simmer pot on the stove. Two batches of cookies in the works. Records spinning. Zero effort leftovers for dinner. Maybe igbok?? Maybe.
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Saturday snow day. Simmer pot on the stove. Two batches of cookies in the works. Records spinning. Zero effort leftovers for dinner. Maybe igbok?? Maybe.
what if i screamed
December 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
what if i screamed
Yes, I'm watching Arcane again. No, I'm not okay!!
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Yes, I'm watching Arcane again. No, I'm not okay!!
Not pictured: the little fart that squeaks out every time she does this
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Not pictured: the little fart that squeaks out every time she does this
Oh to be a kitty snoring in a sunbeam
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Oh to be a kitty snoring in a sunbeam
Big things coming this winter. Huge.
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Big things coming this winter. Huge.
She was everything I dreamed of
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
She was everything I dreamed of
Life with my wife since November 21st
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Life with my wife since November 21st
After the anxiety spiked and I became the meanest person alive for .06 seconds
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
After the anxiety spiked and I became the meanest person alive for .06 seconds
Who up shaking ass to Patsy Cline
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Who up shaking ass to Patsy Cline
How can I tell my dog that her tummy only hurts because she didn’t eat her breakfast when MY tummy hurts because I didn’t eat my breakfast?
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
How can I tell my dog that her tummy only hurts because she didn’t eat her breakfast when MY tummy hurts because I didn’t eat my breakfast?
Thinking about her………
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Thinking about her………
Getting lovingly clocked is my favorite experience (the barista knew I wanted oat milk) 💖
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Getting lovingly clocked is my favorite experience (the barista knew I wanted oat milk) 💖
Do you ever love your friends just like so much?
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Do you ever love your friends just like so much?
What if I told you I was right to stay home because a couple reportedly refused to leave the theater for even one moment to change their infant’s poopy diaper. They did it on a table! For eating! Right next to my wife!! Who does that!! Parents’ rights or whatever but that’s bathroom stuff mama!!
Good luck!! I told my wife she GETS to enjoy a solo date with herself at the movies tomorrow
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What if I told you I was right to stay home because a couple reportedly refused to leave the theater for even one moment to change their infant’s poopy diaper. They did it on a table! For eating! Right next to my wife!! Who does that!! Parents’ rights or whatever but that’s bathroom stuff mama!!
Moments before she tried to punch me in the face for giving her too many kisses 😔
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Moments before she tried to punch me in the face for giving her too many kisses 😔