MAILER-DAEMON
@thebureaucracy.bsky.social
I get my kicks on Channel Six
Assigned Human At Birth
Assigned Human At Birth
Why don’t fouls count as a third strike to keep things moving along?
February 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Why don’t fouls count as a third strike to keep things moving along?
“Omnipotent Groundhogs” is surely the name of your new improv troupe.
February 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
“Omnipotent Groundhogs” is surely the name of your new improv troupe.
She’s an absolute treasure in this.
January 24, 2026 at 3:30 PM
She’s an absolute treasure in this.
Also: bringing Biff Tannen, the brother-enabler to the crack-smoking mayor who once said Asians work like dogs in city council, to China, is probably a bad idea.
January 20, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Also: bringing Biff Tannen, the brother-enabler to the crack-smoking mayor who once said Asians work like dogs in city council, to China, is probably a bad idea.
Don’t worry - ICE will deport him back to Venezuela tomorrow for being in the country without proper status.
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Don’t worry - ICE will deport him back to Venezuela tomorrow for being in the country without proper status.
The breakfast vs. coal thing makes me think of the Sam Lowry malfunctioning automated flat scene in “Brazil”.
January 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
The breakfast vs. coal thing makes me think of the Sam Lowry malfunctioning automated flat scene in “Brazil”.
The good old-fashioned guillotine.
December 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The good old-fashioned guillotine.
Power Wash Simulator 2 (since we’re talking PS5) is the perfect antidote to that nonsense.
December 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Power Wash Simulator 2 (since we’re talking PS5) is the perfect antidote to that nonsense.
The timeless magic of THE SILVER SCREEN!
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The timeless magic of THE SILVER SCREEN!
Mad points to anyone who can do a CMYK version.
December 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Mad points to anyone who can do a CMYK version.
“How can the ICE be made even less efficient?”
December 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
“How can the ICE be made even less efficient?”
Based on my regular viewing of Dashcam Owners Australia, the nation is already one giant burnout pit in which everyone takes turns.
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Based on my regular viewing of Dashcam Owners Australia, the nation is already one giant burnout pit in which everyone takes turns.