Cranium Crashout Burger
@thebruger.bsky.social
New Grounds: ProfessorCranium
"The red apple"
Yeah, they usually are, dipshits.
Yeah, they usually are, dipshits.
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"The red apple"
Yeah, they usually are, dipshits.
Yeah, they usually are, dipshits.
This is like building a Golden Coral over a Brazilian Grill to "preserve the white race"
October 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This is like building a Golden Coral over a Brazilian Grill to "preserve the white race"
This scares Elon because it means the future has charismatic leaders who believe in what they say and are nice to have around, a concept as far out of reach as his Ex.
October 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This scares Elon because it means the future has charismatic leaders who believe in what they say and are nice to have around, a concept as far out of reach as his Ex.
If the next Democrat doesn't vow to completely undo and demonize this mess, I will not vote for them.
October 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If the next Democrat doesn't vow to completely undo and demonize this mess, I will not vote for them.
They're "superior" at hot dog eating contests, maybe.
October 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
They're "superior" at hot dog eating contests, maybe.
Watched Halloween 3 with my friend a few weeks back. Best "sequel" in the entire franchise.
September 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Watched Halloween 3 with my friend a few weeks back. Best "sequel" in the entire franchise.
For the love of Christ can we go back to drawing our ideas instead of using the Studio Ghibli AI? The piss filter is getting so bad, kidney stones and blood specs are gonna start generating in along with them.
September 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
For the love of Christ can we go back to drawing our ideas instead of using the Studio Ghibli AI? The piss filter is getting so bad, kidney stones and blood specs are gonna start generating in along with them.
I like the Patrick Bateman cosplayer in the front. Feds look too healthy and human to pull off the Right wing Chud look, so they have to blend in using their comfort character.
September 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I like the Patrick Bateman cosplayer in the front. Feds look too healthy and human to pull off the Right wing Chud look, so they have to blend in using their comfort character.
"You watch them on TV"
September 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"You watch them on TV"
Couldn't be me 🗿
September 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Couldn't be me 🗿
Lucifer V.S. Beelzebub
September 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Lucifer V.S. Beelzebub
Northern Lion is getting out of hand with these Hypothetical's
August 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Northern Lion is getting out of hand with these Hypothetical's
10 years ago guys who talked like this eventually found out they were gay and said "oh my bad, turns out I don't like women because I like sucking cock." Now they just remain in the closet indefinitely and pay rent with their tweets.
August 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
10 years ago guys who talked like this eventually found out they were gay and said "oh my bad, turns out I don't like women because I like sucking cock." Now they just remain in the closet indefinitely and pay rent with their tweets.
The Bandai Namco Executive manifesting a black hole inside of my heart with their mind after hearing me suggest actually putting more stages into Sparking Zero for a new update.
August 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The Bandai Namco Executive manifesting a black hole inside of my heart with their mind after hearing me suggest actually putting more stages into Sparking Zero for a new update.
I'm gonna be real, "clanker" is a weak/weird ass word for a robot slur.
Sounds more like a word to describe someone who fucks robots than anything.
Sounds more like a word to describe someone who fucks robots than anything.
August 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm gonna be real, "clanker" is a weak/weird ass word for a robot slur.
Sounds more like a word to describe someone who fucks robots than anything.
Sounds more like a word to describe someone who fucks robots than anything.
The real horror here is how fucking bored this person's gotta be to say "libsoftiktok horror"
I'm sorry but is LoTT even still alive? Last time I checked her eyes were receeding into the back of her skull from all the crack.
I'm sorry but is LoTT even still alive? Last time I checked her eyes were receeding into the back of her skull from all the crack.
August 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The real horror here is how fucking bored this person's gotta be to say "libsoftiktok horror"
I'm sorry but is LoTT even still alive? Last time I checked her eyes were receeding into the back of her skull from all the crack.
I'm sorry but is LoTT even still alive? Last time I checked her eyes were receeding into the back of her skull from all the crack.