Speaking of diabolical…

I love working with you. Those days were so much forkin’ fun.

Yeah, don’t people read? Dolphins are the #1 smartest animals on Earth. Mice #2, and Humans #3.
Remember their parting words, “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”

I forgot if I never made it past THAT level, or the one where you go through the sewer system & make an impossible jump, that always ended up with every turtle falling into the water and drowning.
What exactly was NES supposed to be teaching us again? You know,by never allowing any of us to succeed?

You slap ‘bout a tablespoon of yogurt and you gotcha self a right tasty singular bite of fruit salad.
That’ll be $9, please

That is far too long to have no power in winter. How is your community taking it? That many hours without heat or a practical way to cook food is scary.

This “call it by the ridiculous name I told you to call it, or else” move seems to be an arbitrary pretense to control the media. To instill a litmus test for how they can control the news.

If they can force you to call an apple an orange, they can force you to spout the rest of their tomfuckery.

Ooh, good for him.
I love that show. It’s super intriguing.

Go us, indeed!