Another day, another bus stop
#BusWanker

I genuinely can’t remember when I was a different shoe size to what I am now

Scientific research has tonight concluded that it’s impossible to eat a jam doughnut without licking your lips

Why would you be proud enough to announce yourself?

A whole week after getting my laptop back, I’ve almost uploaded all my music again.
Go me!

@talkdants.bsky.social evening mate

@mikeajones.bsky.social your very first follower, congratulations 😂😂😂

This is me, busting my Bluesky cherry. Good morning