Christian Sanford
@theboywhocrieddumb.bsky.social
Voice actor and all around idiot.
I don’t fuck with cops, racists, or fascists.
I don’t fuck with cops, racists, or fascists.
I’ve been here the whole time
February 12, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I’ve been here the whole time
Why does Delta have a better movie selection than Netflix.
October 6, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Why does Delta have a better movie selection than Netflix.
One thing that is better about driving a car everywhere and not taking public transportation is that you can just scream whenever you want and it’s not weird. That’s it. That’s the one thing
October 6, 2023 at 3:06 AM
One thing that is better about driving a car everywhere and not taking public transportation is that you can just scream whenever you want and it’s not weird. That’s it. That’s the one thing
U2 would be the band to play the Vegas sphere first. (Derogatory)
October 1, 2023 at 4:19 AM
U2 would be the band to play the Vegas sphere first. (Derogatory)
Reading a self help book to the sounds of smooth jazz and my neighbors baby crying themself to sleep.
September 27, 2023 at 8:14 AM
Reading a self help book to the sounds of smooth jazz and my neighbors baby crying themself to sleep.
Damn straight I take that personally. That frozen pizza had it coming.
September 26, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Damn straight I take that personally. That frozen pizza had it coming.
It’s so funny that a hand job during a beetle juice Broadway performance could be the reason the republicans loose the house
September 19, 2023 at 4:39 AM
It’s so funny that a hand job during a beetle juice Broadway performance could be the reason the republicans loose the house
One piece is not a show that you get through without mental illness
September 19, 2023 at 4:15 AM
One piece is not a show that you get through without mental illness
Free album art for any mid west emo bands thanks to some trail cam pictures I saw on tiktok.
September 19, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Free album art for any mid west emo bands thanks to some trail cam pictures I saw on tiktok.
My favorite part of making a bed is the part where you stretch the fitted sheet to the last corner and end up laying on the bed. Then taking a little break.
September 15, 2023 at 12:16 AM
My favorite part of making a bed is the part where you stretch the fitted sheet to the last corner and end up laying on the bed. Then taking a little break.
When bro goes too hard and you have to tuck lil homie in for the night.
September 13, 2023 at 6:33 PM
When bro goes too hard and you have to tuck lil homie in for the night.
Some days I just feel like the isle of a delta flight leaving Barcelona. 
September 9, 2023 at 8:42 PM
Some days I just feel like the isle of a delta flight leaving Barcelona. 
Apparently I’ve grown two inches in my late 20s. That or my doctor just recorded my height wrong.
September 8, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Apparently I’ve grown two inches in my late 20s. That or my doctor just recorded my height wrong.
Inside You There Are Two Wolves? Not me I got a cat and a raccoon that are great friends.
September 6, 2023 at 7:11 AM
Inside You There Are Two Wolves? Not me I got a cat and a raccoon that are great friends.
Sorry your two cents isn’t accepted currency at this establishment
September 6, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Sorry your two cents isn’t accepted currency at this establishment
Jimmy Buffet and Steve Harwell lost in less than a week. Check in on your white friends.
September 4, 2023 at 6:57 PM
Jimmy Buffet and Steve Harwell lost in less than a week. Check in on your white friends.
Forgot some clothes in the washer while playing baldurs gate and now I’m using the dryer after hours.
Karlach disapproves
Astarion approves
Karlach disapproves
Astarion approves
September 2, 2023 at 7:44 AM
Forgot some clothes in the washer while playing baldurs gate and now I’m using the dryer after hours.
Karlach disapproves
Astarion approves
Karlach disapproves
Astarion approves
AI me is stealing real me’s job. Robot me doesn’t even have to pay rent.
August 28, 2023 at 11:56 PM
AI me is stealing real me’s job. Robot me doesn’t even have to pay rent.
Just saw Barbie. Literally how does anyone walk away from that movie thinking it’s anti man
August 27, 2023 at 1:47 AM
Just saw Barbie. Literally how does anyone walk away from that movie thinking it’s anti man
Nothing feels better than pillaging your own fridge and eating your spoils in front of the cold stale air of a moderately clean fridge.
August 23, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Nothing feels better than pillaging your own fridge and eating your spoils in front of the cold stale air of a moderately clean fridge.
The studio I do dubbing at has to regularly hold for a forklift. So yeah I’m in the big leagues.
August 23, 2023 at 7:13 PM
The studio I do dubbing at has to regularly hold for a forklift. So yeah I’m in the big leagues.
In the span of five minutes I learned that Mr. Beast accidentally acknowledged the Taliban and also chinas claim to Taiwan. And then saw a lead singer at a hard core show pause his show so he could pick up a spare in the bowling alley they were performing in. The internet is a magical place. Fullmsg
August 22, 2023 at 4:06 AM
In the span of five minutes I learned that Mr. Beast accidentally acknowledged the Taliban and also chinas claim to Taiwan. And then saw a lead singer at a hard core show pause his show so he could pick up a spare in the bowling alley they were performing in. The internet is a magical place. Fullmsg
My next therapy session is on 9/11
August 22, 2023 at 3:48 AM
My next therapy session is on 9/11
