Dave Tooley-Boys
@theboytooley.bsky.social
Grumpy old hip hop/indie loving nerdy gamer Dad. Enjoying a cup of tea and waiting for this to all blow over..
Oh and Cats are better than Dogs. There, I’ve said it.
Oh and Cats are better than Dogs. There, I’ve said it.
🤔 Shall we have a whip round for the fare?
January 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
🤔 Shall we have a whip round for the fare?
Someone somewhere is probably making a list… should have stayed on the right side of history…
January 13, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Someone somewhere is probably making a list… should have stayed on the right side of history…
Don’t start Bernie…
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Don’t start Bernie…
Remember Sally who you abused while she was treating your arm? Well she’s here tonight…!
January 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Remember Sally who you abused while she was treating your arm? Well she’s here tonight…!
I’d have reported that too! Abuse of anyone for doing their job is the reserve of arseholes.
January 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I’d have reported that too! Abuse of anyone for doing their job is the reserve of arseholes.
People should be kicked out on the street if they’re abusing NHS staff. Second offence? Sorry sir, you’ll have to go private.
January 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
People should be kicked out on the street if they’re abusing NHS staff. Second offence? Sorry sir, you’ll have to go private.
How on earth do they get him out of office?
January 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
How on earth do they get him out of office?
Like the planning ahead with the mop. We’ve all been there…
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Like the planning ahead with the mop. We’ve all been there…
Some lovely tracks on here…
January 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Some lovely tracks on here…
Three words would have been enough for me, and I’m only half sharp!
January 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Three words would have been enough for me, and I’m only half sharp!
And a perfectly good door handle.
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 PM
And a perfectly good door handle.
I hope you didn’t then hang towels on it to keep the masculine theme truly flowing?
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I hope you didn’t then hang towels on it to keep the masculine theme truly flowing?
The man is a child who thinks with his dick. But just happens to have nuclear codes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 AM
The man is a child who thinks with his dick. But just happens to have nuclear codes.
If I struggle to sleep tonight because I’m thinking about our Set Piece Differential… I’m coming for you Andrew!
December 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If I struggle to sleep tonight because I’m thinking about our Set Piece Differential… I’m coming for you Andrew!
Half Metal Jacket
December 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Half Metal Jacket
The amount of Roses I’ve been listening to since we lost Mani… It’s taken me back.
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The amount of Roses I’ve been listening to since we lost Mani… It’s taken me back.
Only the racist ones, which is why he feels threatened.
December 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Only the racist ones, which is why he feels threatened.
Just what we’re witnessing with ICE across the pond…
December 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Just what we’re witnessing with ICE across the pond…
Oh the in-laws are all up on their iPhones. Just my dad never embraced tech.
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Oh the in-laws are all up on their iPhones. Just my dad never embraced tech.
Oh god, same for my dad. He’s never even sent a text message.
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oh god, same for my dad. He’s never even sent a text message.
Yes! Larkin! Thank you!
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Yes! Larkin! Thank you!
Poet name escaping me and it’s driving me nuts.
December 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Poet name escaping me and it’s driving me nuts.
I was lucky enough to see loads. Was nice and clear out there.
December 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I was lucky enough to see loads. Was nice and clear out there.
*shits! It’s never shots!
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
*shits! It’s never shots!