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🍓Jo🍓Michael Myers Ex-Wife
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𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕪 𝕄𝕣𝕤.𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕄𝕪𝕖𝕣𝕤.

ℕ𝕠𝕨, 𝕀'𝕞 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕘𝕦𝕝𝕒𝕣 𝕕𝕖𝕘𝕦𝕝𝕒𝕣 🦄
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I wish he would pardon these damn student loans
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December 2, 2024 at 1:30 AM
I was in my 20s, but I only got astigmatism, so I can see, but can't see lol
How old were you when you got prescription glasses? I’m tryna see something.
December 2, 2024 at 3:43 AM
December 2, 2024 at 12:30 AM
My brother always watched the NBA draft, and the first one I watched and understood was in 1998 when Paul Pierce was drafted by the Celtics. That season, I became a Celtics fan, and I have been one ever since!
How do y’all choose which team you root for? Like how’d you decide that you’d forever love a particular team? I know one way is the team of your city. Most ravens fans are Baltimore bred. Eagles fans are from Philly. But if you chose a team that’s not your city team, how’d you choose?
December 1, 2024 at 6:23 PM
EGGNOG....I was with you until eggnog. Maybe ginger ale 🤷🏾‍♀️
December 1, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I was confused as ish kept seeing Ravens down my timeline...I thought I somehow feel into Baltimore feed or something until I realized it's MNF...
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November 26, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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The house of the Beige BBL Bandit has fallen!
November 26, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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The Celtics drained 12 threes in the second quarter against the Clippers, tying the NBA record and setting a new franchise mark 🔥
November 26, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Thank you God in advance!

But 2025 can kiss my @$$ w/some pregnancy!!!!!
November 26, 2024 at 2:03 AM
But ppl judge me when I say I don't shop, support, or even walk in that store. 🎯Target🎯 will always have my heart!
NEW YORK (AP) — Walmart becomes the latest - and biggest - company to pull back back on diversity, equity and inclusion initiatives.
November 26, 2024 at 1:56 AM
My fav artist ever. Miss X tremendously!
RIP X.
November 26, 2024 at 1:53 AM
If I can't do anything I can parallel park!!!
November 26, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Same!
November 26, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Teedra Moses was on Tiny Desk!!!!!
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November 26, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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Blue cheese is nasty
November 20, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Hilarious!!!!!
A personal fave!
November 18, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Well, your good hoodie covers up the fact that you have my best bra, so a win is a win.
November 18, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Why is the last day of vaca always so blah?
November 18, 2024 at 7:48 PM
You might be on to something...
November 16, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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Kamala and Mike…… yes this a scheme that Todd setup and I don’t like it, yall can have 2024🤨 #tysonpaul #addtoblacksky #blacksky
November 16, 2024 at 5:47 AM
I'm just glad Mike didn't get knocked out or knocked down. Mike take your money and go on ahead and lay down. I know you tired cause I'm tried! #TysonPaul #PaulTyson #Netflixboxing #Netflixfighting
November 16, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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Jake wasn't better than Tyson at boxing. He was just in far better shape because he's way younger.
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 AM
I'm over it, this fight, this country all of it... #TysonPaul #PaulTyson #Netflixboxing #Netflixfighting
November 16, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Alright, I'll be back, some of yall ahead of me and I don't want any spoilers...I think 🤔
November 16, 2024 at 5:13 AM