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The Plant Witch
@thebotanywitch.bsky.social
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He/Him. Sacramento. Posting thirst traps and plants. Goals of becoming the ultimate plant daddy 🏳️‍🌈.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · Dec 13
Today can also be Fat Book Friday! Want to start sharing some books I’ve read from my book club with @altkaikai.bsky.social. Legends and Lattes has become one of my top favorite books! It was the first time I read cozy fantasy and I need more! Highly recommend, 10 out of 10!! #FBF
I am holding a paperback book close to my face. The cover of the book reads A New York Times Bestseller, Legends and Lattes. The author is Travis Baldree. I’m wearing purple underwear and on the band it says C-IN2. In the top corner is my Stagorn Fern.
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Taken in Venice Italy!
A thirst trap photo of me taken in front of a mirror. I only have red underwear on. On the band of the underwear it says Ergowear. I’m holding up my phone to take the photo, and I’m standing in the bathroom.
September 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Loving Seattle! Quivering on the space needle! @altkaikai.bsky.social
A selfie of Kyle and I at the top of the Space Needle with the Seattle Skyline behind us. Kyle is wearing a beetlejuice shirt and I’m wearing a green dragon shirt.
August 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Wore my favorite swimwear for a pride pool party!
Wearing only my pink swim trunks. I’m showing my armpit while flexing my arm and holding my phone to take a picture in the mirror.
June 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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You have my axe! 🪓 Happy Friday!
I’m in my kitchen in just my gray briefs. On the band of the underwear it says C-IN2. I am holding Gimili’s axe replica over my shoulders and flexing.
April 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Fat Cock Friday pic before spin class! :) 🚴
Standing in front of my mirror in the bathroom taking a selfie. I’m only in grey briefs, and holding my phone to take a picture.
March 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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🎵 Like a poem said by a lady in red

You hear the last few words of your life

With a haunting dance, now you’re both in a trance

It’s time to cast your spell on the night. 🎵

Happy Mayhem release day! So hard to choose a favorite! I’m loving Zombieboy! How many times have you listened to Mayhem?
Standing in my red and black harness and jockstrap. On the band of the jock, and on the harness it says Cellblock13. I’m holding onto the jock and pulling it down a little. To my side is my snake plant, crocodile fern, and staghorn fern. Behind me is also a tall mirror.
March 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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In my happy place! ❤️ 🪴
Standing in a conservatory surrounded by plants. I’m standing in front of a pond and I’m making a shape of a heart with my hands. I’m wearing a Lord Of The Rings Shirt, and blue pants.
March 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Another Fat Book Friday! #FBF I loved reading Cinderella Is Dead by Kalynn Bayron, one of my favorite authors! A dark twist on Cinderella’s story, showing that there wasn’t a happily ever after! It also has a great queer romance! Would read again! :)
I am only wearing my favorite purple underwear that says cocksox on the band. I’m sitting on the couch holding the book Cinderella Is Dead by Kalynn Bayron. Under the author’s name it says Bloomsbury. The character Sophie is on the front page in her ball dress. Behind me is my big clock. To my side is my snake plant, king anthurium, and philodendron painted lady.
February 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Another hotel room means another picture in my red underwear. :)
Standing in front of a mirror taking a picture of me in my red cocksox underwear. I also have my round glasses on. On the band of the underwear it says CSX. Behind me is a bed and on the wall an art piece.
February 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Got a new plant!! A King Anthurium! Now I have a whole royal line, a King and Queen Anthurium, and a White Princess! Now I have to figure out a name for this little plant. :) 🪴
Only wearing a jockstrap sitting on a brown couch. On the jockstrap it has a monstera leaf design, and on the band it says MCE. I’m holding my new plant a King Anthurium. In the corner is my monstera, painted lady, and snake plant. Behind me is a large clock.
January 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Today can also be Fat Book Friday! Want to start sharing some books I’ve read from my book club with @altkaikai.bsky.social. Legends and Lattes has become one of my top favorite books! It was the first time I read cozy fantasy and I need more! Highly recommend, 10 out of 10!! #FBF
I am holding a paperback book close to my face. The cover of the book reads A New York Times Bestseller, Legends and Lattes. The author is Travis Baldree. I’m wearing purple underwear and on the band it says C-IN2. In the top corner is my Stagorn Fern.
December 13, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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🎵 A label whore but I'm bored of wearing clothes 🎵
Wearing only my Andrew Christian briefs. The underwear is gray with red strips. The band of the underwear is red and it says Andrew Christian. I’m pulling down my underwear a little bit with one hand.
December 7, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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Amazing year! I got to see Charlie XCX, Kacey Musgraves, and Megan Thee Stallion live! Also Chappell Roan’s Spotify wrapped video, so cute!
My Spotify wrapped playlist. Top artist is Kacey Musgraves. Then Megan Thee Stallion, Chappell Roan, Beyonce, and Charlie XCX. Top songs are Boa, Deeper Well, Red Wine Supernova, Joyride, and Good Luck Babe! Minutes listened are 26,404. At the Top there is a picture of the Deeper Well album
December 5, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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Happy Saturday! I do wear glasses sometimes. Feeling like Milo from Atlantis with these glasses. :)
Picture of me standing in front of a mirror taking a picture. I’m holding my phone and I’m only wearing red underwear. The red underwear says CSX. I’m also wearing round glasses.
November 23, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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Reintroduction thread:

Name: Scott
Pronouns: he/him
Location: Sacramento, California
Interests: Plants, reading, writing, tea, 3D art, miniatures, museums, Legos, Lord Of The Rings, Dungeons & Dragons, and video games (Phasmophobia and Minecraft)
Vocation: Visual Design Specialist
I’m standing in a park in front of the rose garden with my backpack on. It’s an overcast day and was raining.
November 16, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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My Crocodile Fern has grown so big! Rooting for my fern!
Standing in my kitchen with just my gray underwear on. On the band of the underwear it says C-IN2. I’m holding my crocodile fern, and in the corner of the frame is my bat flower.
July 28, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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New plant and new underwear! Finally got the plant I’ve wanted for a long time, the Bat Flower (Tacca chantrieri). Can’t wait till it blooms. Might call this plant Bram. :) 🦇 🌸
Sitting on my couch in just my blue briefs. On the band of the underwear it says cocksox. I’m holding my bat flower that’s in a plastic green pot. In the background are more plants. On the wall behind me is a big clock.
June 14, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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So glad it’s Friday!!
Standing in front of my bathroom mirror in my jockstrap and holding my phone. My jock has images of a monstera on them.
May 3, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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I haven’t botany plants today. :) 🌿
Sitting on my couch in just my red underwear. On the waistband of the underwear it says Andrew Christian. I’m holding my Staghorn Fern that’s mounted on wood. Behind me is a large clock.
February 16, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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Fertilize to grow. :) 🪴 💦 New Staghorn Fern, beautiful plant!
Standing in my kitchen with nothing on. I’m holding my Staghorn Fern which is covering me at the bottom. One hand is behind the fern, and the other is holding it.
February 9, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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Being normal is vastly overrated! Spooky season is my favorite! 🎃
In my hotel room naked, holding my Poison Apple mug. Mug has an iridescent color with a shape of a skull.
October 12, 2023 at 11:07 PM
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He rose to the occasion. 🌹
Standing in my kitchen with no clothes on. My Thai Constellation plant covering me at the bottom. Also have a tall snake plant to my side, and I’m wearing headphones around my neck.
September 8, 2023 at 10:09 PM
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Showing off new underwear, they are so comfy!! Love growing my underwear collection. What brands do you like to get? This jock is from Mr S Leather. :)
I’m in my kitchen holding my anthurium with my left hand that is in a terracotta pot. The leaves are long and slender. To the bottom left and top left corner is my Thai constellation. I’m only wearing my jockstrap that has an S on the front of the jock. The jockstrap is from Mr S Leather. The jock has a black band, grey pouch with a blue strip going down the middle.
September 1, 2023 at 4:19 PM
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I loveeee Doja Cat’s new music video!!
September 1, 2023 at 5:56 AM
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Reskeet with your favorite plant! It’s hard to choose but I love my Anthurium Pallidiflorum! Also growing a new leaf!!
In my kitchen in just my purple underwear that says cocksox on it. Also wearing my headphones around my neck. My left arm is holding my anthurium Pallidiflorum in a terracotta pot. It has long green leaves. To my right in the bottom corner and top corner is my Thai constellation. Behind me is my snake plant.
August 25, 2023 at 7:06 PM