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Mr. Kai's Wife 🌱🤠
@thebotanicalbutch.bsky.social
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29. 18+. the locked tomb. the terror. the penguin. houseplants galore. I was keriocabinet on twitter!
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feast night altar actually came out so well aah
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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I feel really delightfully Butch and dare I say even perhaps Handsome today so I'm making bluesky witness me
A butch stand and smiles in front of a japanese maple tree, which is in various shades of red to green for the fall season. The butch has short salt and pepper hair, and they're wearing blue over the ear headphones. They're dressed in a blue flannel shirt, with a denim sherpa-lined jacket over top. On their right shoulder you can see the strap of a canvas bag.
October 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I'm back in the fucking building.
The screen of an-ereader. The screen shows the title page for Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir
September 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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how am I?
September 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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everyone moved on but I'm still here
September 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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every once in a while I go into my WIPs and press my face up against the glass of the Beyond the Yellow Brick Road draft and breathe really hard
Beyond the Yellow Brick Road Premise: Lucius Spriggs finds a vintage leather jacket (circa 1960s) in a thrift store in the present day. Amazed he found such a steal - real fucking leather, buttery smoothe with its age and wear & tear - he doesn’t hesitate and buys it to take home. His plan is to DIY it into something more current - maybe crop it, paint something cool on the back panel. He gets it home and tries it on when he notices a weight in a few of the pockets. He finds a small red notebook, forgotten to time. The first page he finds only has a few words: November 17th, 1974. One week has passed and Stede has not called or wrote me. ET.
July 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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happy pride from your two dads 🏳️‍🌈
A mirror selfie of me (Kit) and my wife (Kai). Kit is wearing a blue and white striped button up over a black tank top. They're wearing black shorts and blundstones with a blue baseball cap that says "Live Laugh Lesbian", and they're holding a rainbow fan and a little paper bag. Tucked into their side is Kai, wearing a blue crop top and little shorts that say "are you nasty" across the ass and a pride flag tucked into the band, and an orange bucket hat that also says "Live Laugh Lesbian". The picture is taken in a large mirror at a very cool local thrift shop.
June 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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"cold comfort for hot days" alright man
A picture of a Netflix screen. The category is "Cold Comfort for Hot Days" and the first selection is AMC's the Terror
June 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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June 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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the johnny cash version hit
Plankton from Spongebob, laying face-down on a metallic floor in a puddle of his own tears
June 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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4am time to go crazy about this image
John Bridgens and Henry Peglar from AMC's the Terror. Henry is looking down, and looks small in the frame next to a very broad looking John
June 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Desperately trying to avoid having a full on crash out so hello To Stede, This Morning readers who are undoubtedly scattered to the winds!

Let's think about this picture together and just have Fun pls
May 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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just remembered "Mix fr Hospital Yr Friends Luv U Jamie It's Just 3 Days !!!" and I'm inconsolable
May 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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views from the living room 💕
A picture of a window, with a rainbow light catcher sticker placed over the windows in a way that resembles stained glass. The sun is setting, and the rainbows are very vivid. At the bottom, you can see the silhouette of my wife laying by the window.
April 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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tl cleanse 😌🪴
A picture of an alocasia black velvet. zit is an elephant ear shaped leaf, that is dark green with pale green veins. It has a velvety green. A picture of a very tiny Pinguicula jaumavensis x cyclosecta. It is very small and bright green, and it grows in spoon-shaped petals. Sprouting from the center is a long flower stem. It is living in a damp, rocky, mossy pot.
April 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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~~~oooooooo you want to follow the plant account that I run with my wife so badly ooooo~~~
A screenshot of the instagram account for the.botanical.butch, a houseplant instagram account that my wife and I like to use to catalogue our plant collection! The caption says: 🌱the botanical butch (kit) and botanical wife (kai) 🌱 two friendly neighborhood dykes raising plants and hell together in WNC 🍃🪴
April 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I am begging everyone to look at her new leaves 😍
I picture of a small hoya carnosa 'Wilbur Graves'. At the base it has 5 dark geeen leaves with a blue-ish silver splashing all over them. Closest to the camera there are two new leaves, currently much lighter green than the rest of the leaves. They have a ton of silver variegation. I picture of a small hoya carnosa 'Wilbur Graves'. At the base it has 5 dark geeen leaves with a blue-ish silver splashing all over them. Closest to the camera there are two new leaves, currently much lighter green than the rest of the leaves. They have a ton of silver variegation.
March 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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self care 😌
A screenshot from the Libby app. I am listening to Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat. It is written and narrated by Samin Nosrat
March 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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my poor fucking finch is having the WORST time in his little trip omg. he dislikes everything
March 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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wife trying to make me cry at work cool cool cool
A screenshot of a text conversation between me and my wife. Talking about the alocasia genus, I say: "finicky as hell but I am soooo drawn to them." They reply: "They're really just so fun. I also think I'm just starting to feel more comfy with plant care." Me: "I am so glad 🥹 it's definitely a learning process but it's so rewarding!" Them: "It's smthn that used to cause me a lot of anxiety and you've made it so much more fun" Me: "That genuinely means so much to me 🥺"
March 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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I need this day to be over so badly bc I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to be able to dive into this doc
Subnautica inspired au The year is 2188. HMSS Terror, led by Captain Francis R. M. Crozier, has been sent on a mission to explore planet 1848B. The Terror attempts to perform an ill-advised slingshot maneuver in the atmosphere of Planet 1848B with 129 people aboard to begin the construction of a new phase gate in the Colchis Arm of the Andromeda galaxy. Secretly, the Terror is also tasked with locating the crew of the missing HMSS Erebus, last contacted in 2185. As the Terror breaks the planet's atmosphere, the star ship is detected by the Quarantine Enforcement Platform. It fires, and the crew is forced th evacuate the ship. 25 life pods are ejected from Terror, but only 10 manage to make it through the planet's atmosphere. Aboard one of the lifepods is Captain Crozier, knocked uncious during his descent onto planet 1848B. With only Terror's Steward Al program JOPSON as his only company, Francis must navigate the oceanic Planet 1848B and discover what remains of HMSS Erebus and Terror.
March 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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credit is to the amazing and incredible gayjeris on twitter. I love my boy.
An illustration in a limited color palette by @Gayjeris on Twitter. The background is teal, and against the background is a bright red couch. Sitting in the couch is the To Stede, This Morning version of Edward Teach. He wears a fringe leather jacket, and his hair is in a long braid going over one shoulder. He is playing his guitar, and his cowboy boots are propped up on a table. On the table is an ashtray, a deck of playing cards, and a pack of marlboro red cigarettes.
March 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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easily my favorite little slice of our apartment 🥹
A photographs of a wooden plant stand. There are various types of plants of several sizes on the various shelves. You can also see an old bear skull, a very old conch shell, and a small possum skull.
March 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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he's so beautiful waaaahhh
March 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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it's houseplant posting time as we do our plant chores today, but my beautiful hiya wilbur graves is giving me four new leaves total right now, but these two are just really taking the cake 🥹 the variegation!!
March 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM